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    Re: Taking a dump.

    im not goin to touch this thread with a 100 foot stick

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    Nothing is worse than having a flaming anus after dropping a few torpedoes.

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    "Prophet" wrote:
    I was reading through theGuide to taking a dump at work and notice an omission. They mentioned the 'Walk of Shame':

    Walk of Shame -- Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk-up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in. As with all farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist.
    but what about the times you go in for a quick whiz after someone else stunk it up and when you are leaving someone entering assumes you were the person that stunk it up. A 'walk of shame' that isn't even yours.
    Yeah...the last time that happened to me, I had to cut a couple of farts just to get some fresh air...I still almost died in there, standing at the urinal! Makes you wonder WTF people are eating that makes them stink up the joint so much!!! DANG!!! :cry:
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    I wouldn't be ashamed, I call it my special human repellent.

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    I don't read when I pinch a loaf.
    I just launch the missile and get out of there.

    And I drop huge missiles, like gigantic, I usually go once a day, and it's honestly, and this may sound strange. I take huge huge shits, like 16 inches - 2 feet long sometimes, and like an inch or inch and a half in diameter.

    They're huge.

    Edit: Lol, just in case you wanted to know.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "DemonicViking" wrote:
    Nothing is worse than having a flaming anus after dropping a few torpedoes.
    i have to disagree, i feel "the jaggy" has got to be the worst..I mean it almost feels like you're unloading a pinecone !!

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    OUCH!!!!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    I meant having a burning åsshole for 10 minutes or so after the defecation period, that's what you call torture.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Mr Anderson" wrote:
    I don't read when I pinch a loaf.
    I just launch the missile and get out of there.

    And I drop huge missiles, like gigantic, I usually go once a day, and it's honestly, and this may sound strange. I take huge huge poohies, like 16 inches - 2 feet long sometimes, and like an inch or inch and a half in diameter.

    They're huge.

    Edit: Lol, just in case you wanted to know.
    lol, sounds like you need a picture to verify the claim.

    This is another hated dump. I don't have time to go so hold it in all day waiting for the opportune time. I sit down and within a few seconds of sitting down the cleaning lady comes in, "housekeeping!" and I have to break the code of silence saying I'm in the can. She then stands outside the door waiting for me to leave. Rushed into a quick pinch and walk of shame blended into one.

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    Mens Health or those free adam&eve flyers i get in the mail from when i bought a porno back in college, 3 years ago!!!!!

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