"Prophet" wrote:
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Had one of the worse dumps ever this afternoon.
Held it in and waited until everyone was out of the house...had some reading material lined up, ready for a thorough cleansing.
Just got it there to spend the time and somebody starts pounding on the door and even when I ignored it they wouldn't let up.
I had to pinch it off early and do the half-roll of TP wipe.
Some woman's car broke down and she wanted help and she refused to believe that nobody was home.
She ruined my dump and I am bitter about it.
To top it off she had a partial beard and weighed more than I do.
Damn her.
Sounds like a win-win situation. You do a good deed, gets a few manpoints for the pain, and is confirmed that everyone is an idiot.
Did you get back on the can to finish off?
