Forgot to flush? Not with a terd that big, you wanted a witness. I'm not saying there is anything wrong with that, there have been several craps in my life that I wish someone would have been around to admire it(not that it was as large as your or even close). :'(Quote:
I bet it hurt to tell that story.Quote:
Now that has to bee some sort of record.Quote:
My dump story goes back several years.....and may just give me claim as coming as close as any man should have to, to experiencing the pain of childbirth.
Rather than type out a long, boring novelette, though, I'll just give you the Cliff's notes version.
1) bleeding hemorrhoids
2) external AND internal
3) at LEAST a foot and a half long (partially hidden and sticking out of water)
4) approx. 3 to 4 inches in diameter
5) crying WAS involved
6) literally crawled back to my bedroom
7) forgot to flush...was asked by my dad the following morning what I had decided to
And you're hereby awarded a bunch of man points.