I was reading through theGuide to taking a dump at work
and notice an omission. They mentioned the 'Walk of Shame':
Walk of Shame -- Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk-up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in. As with all farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist.
but what about the times you go in for a quick whiz after someone else stunk it up and when you are leaving someone entering assumes you were the person that stunk it up. A 'walk of shame' that isn't even yours.
LOL This reminds me of a time I went in to a shops toilet to pee, unfortunately the last occupant had left a "present" at the bottom of the bowl. After taking a leak and flushing our brown friend was still in attendence...
Now heres the real stinker, as I open the door to leave there is a guy waiting to go in after me :shock:
At this point I seriously considered saying look dude what you are about to witness in there had nothing to do with me, but choose just to get the hell out ASAP instead.