Thread: suspended!

ok, this is a funny story of why i'm currently suspended from school.


it all started yesterday at a school assembly. winnipeg is a city in the prairie so for some reason the speaker at the assembly asked people in the crowd to yell out if they lived on a farm(which i don't).

so this really fat ugly girl behind me starts screaming when they say this. my first instinct was to say " I can tell!!!"

apparently i said this incredbly load and made the fat chick cry, so i had to go see the principal.

there the principal asked me what i meant by this, and i for some reason told him that i said that because she's fat. apparently he didn't find that funny. after reffering to her as "the fat chick" while discussing the situation some more the principal had enough of it and suspended me for 1 day. i find that harsh considering she is fat, but apparetly there a 0 tolerance rule.

well thats my day yesterday! i'll be back in school tomorow though

good job einstein.

Yeah really. Did you ever take excuses to get out of trouble 101. It's not that hard. Just say that you didn't mean what you said or make up something lame so that they believe you.

should have just said "i said I can tell because of the distinctive farmers tan she has" that would have done the trick.

almost everyone in my entire school is getting a good laugh out of it, so i don't care.

i think also has something to do with me stating multiple times that all fatchicks should slim down or we should kill them, because they're hard too look at.

might have had a tiny bit to do with it

i've been suspended twice, once in gr. 4 when i cut some chick's hair, andonce in grade 9 when i went around with a water bottle, and poked a little pinhole in the top and i went around talking to people and while talking to them i'd spray them without t hem noticing so when they walked away they'd have a fullly-soaked crotch.

My college roomate once told a girl that had a HUGE wedding ring on that she must have F*cked like a Sea Otter to get that ring. Well, his college career was almost ended at that point. He went up in front of the dean and was put on 'watch," the girl wanted him gone.

He was a funny guy too.

My advice, is not to be quite that funny.

BTW, do people actually misbehave in Canada? :razz:

LOL

Sounds to me like sooner or later you'll get educated.

It's not nice to make fun of "fat" people - I'm one of them, by the way...

i think its funny but harsh when people refer to fat people as its.