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    Surgeons cut 16 washers from penis

    [size=13pt]Surgeons cut 16 washers from penis[/size]

    A MAN was operated on in Hornsby Hospital early today to remove 16 stainless steel washers from his penis.

    Berowra Fire Rescue officers were called to alleviate the man from his awkward predicament at 3am.

    It was not clear how the situation arose.

    Hmmmmmm...quite an embarrassing predicament. ;D
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    Re: Surgeons cut 16 washers from penis

    someone is clearly too kinky

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    Re: Surgeons cut 16 washers from penis

    umm....that's got to hurt when it rises to attention

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    Re: Surgeons cut 16 washers from penis

    Ok When I think of Washers I think of the small ones used for most nuts and bolts(pardon the pun). I am assuming that these would be march larger? for his sake I would hope so. :-[

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    Re: Surgeons cut 16 washers from penis

    how the heck did he get those on his dingaling? must be tiny
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    Re: Surgeons cut 16 washers from penis

    Oh man. Too many choices.

    1. I've heard of guys that like to screw, then bolt, but this is a new one.

    2. I wonder if he was hammered when he did it. (Did he have a few too many screwdrivers?)

    3. I guess she said she wanted some space, and this guy heard 'spacers'.

    4. Whoh, he's not getting nailed any time soon.

    5. Well, he heard that the washer was supposed to go next to the nut.

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    oops, gotta unload groceries. I'll come back to this later.


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    Re: Surgeons cut 16 washers from penis

    "josdin00" wrote:
    Oh man. Too many choices.

    1. I've heard of guys that like to screw, then bolt, but this is a new one.

    2. I wonder if he was hammered when he did it. (Did he have a few too many screwdrivers?)

    3. I guess she said she wanted some space, and this guy heard 'spacers'.

    4. Whoh, he's not getting nailed any time soon.

    5. Well, he heard that the washer was supposed to go next to the nut.

    6.

    oops, gotta unload groceries. I'll come back to this later.



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    Re: Surgeons cut 16 washers from penis

    "josdin00" wrote:
    Oh man. Too many choices.

    1. I've heard of guys that like to screw, then bolt, but this is a new one.

    2. I wonder if he was hammered when he did it. (Did he have a few too many screwdrivers?)

    3. I guess she said she wanted some space, and this guy heard 'spacers'.

    4. Whoh, he's not getting nailed any time soon.

    5. Well, he heard that the washer was supposed to go next to the nut.

    6.

    oops, gotta unload groceries. I'll come back to this later.

    LMFAO! Very clever.

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    Re: Surgeons cut 16 washers from penis

    Are we going see a story involving USB ports soon singer?
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    Re: Surgeons cut 16 washers from penis

    "josdin00" wrote:
    Oh man. Too many choices.

    1. I've heard of guys that like to screw, then bolt, but this is a new one.

    2. I wonder if he was hammered when he did it. (Did he have a few too many screwdrivers?)

    3. I guess she said she wanted some space, and this guy heard 'spacers'.

    4. Whoh, he's not getting nailed any time soon.

    5. Well, he heard that the washer was supposed to go next to the nut.

    6.

    oops, gotta unload groceries. I'll come back to this later.

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