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06-02-2008, 08:51 PM #1
Surgeons cut 16 washers from penis
[size=13pt]Surgeons cut 16 washers from penis[/size]
A MAN was operated on in Hornsby Hospital early today to remove 16 stainless steel washers from his penis.
Berowra Fire Rescue officers were called to alleviate the man from his awkward predicament at 3am.
It was not clear how the situation arose.
Hmmmmmm...quite an embarrassing predicament. ;DAny man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood. - H.L. Mencken

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06-02-2008, 08:52 PM #2
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Re: Surgeons cut 16 washers from penis
someone is clearly too kinky

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06-02-2008, 08:57 PM #3
Re: Surgeons cut 16 washers from penis
umm....that's got to hurt when it rises to attention

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06-02-2008, 08:59 PM #4
Re: Surgeons cut 16 washers from penis
Ok When I think of Washers I think of the small ones used for most nuts and bolts(pardon the pun). I am assuming that these would be march larger? for his sake I would hope so. :-[

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06-02-2008, 08:59 PM #5
Re: Surgeons cut 16 washers from penis
how the heck did he get those on his dingaling? must be tiny
We're bringing purple back.
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06-02-2008, 09:08 PM #6
Re: Surgeons cut 16 washers from penis
Oh man. Too many choices.
1. I've heard of guys that like to screw, then bolt, but this is a new one.
2. I wonder if he was hammered when he did it. (Did he have a few too many screwdrivers?)
3. I guess she said she wanted some space, and this guy heard 'spacers'.
4. Whoh, he's not getting nailed any time soon.
5. Well, he heard that the washer was supposed to go next to the nut.
6.
oops, gotta unload groceries. I'll come back to this later.

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06-02-2008, 09:11 PM #7
Re: Surgeons cut 16 washers from penis
"josdin00" wrote:
Oh man. Too many choices.
1. I've heard of guys that like to screw, then bolt, but this is a new one.
2. I wonder if he was hammered when he did it. (Did he have a few too many screwdrivers?)
3. I guess she said she wanted some space, and this guy heard 'spacers'.
4. Whoh, he's not getting nailed any time soon.
5. Well, he heard that the washer was supposed to go next to the nut.
6.
oops, gotta unload groceries. I'll come back to this later.

Now those were funny!
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06-02-2008, 09:12 PM #8
Re: Surgeons cut 16 washers from penis
"josdin00" wrote:
LMFAO! Very clever.Oh man. Too many choices.
1. I've heard of guys that like to screw, then bolt, but this is a new one.
2. I wonder if he was hammered when he did it. (Did he have a few too many screwdrivers?)
3. I guess she said she wanted some space, and this guy heard 'spacers'.
4. Whoh, he's not getting nailed any time soon.
5. Well, he heard that the washer was supposed to go next to the nut.
6.
oops, gotta unload groceries. I'll come back to this later.

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06-02-2008, 09:14 PM #9
Re: Surgeons cut 16 washers from penis
Are we going see a story involving USB ports soon singer?
:P
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06-02-2008, 09:23 PM #10
Re: Surgeons cut 16 washers from penis
"josdin00" wrote:
epic postOh man. Too many choices.
1. I've heard of guys that like to screw, then bolt, but this is a new one.
2. I wonder if he was hammered when he did it. (Did he have a few too many screwdrivers?)
3. I guess she said she wanted some space, and this guy heard 'spacers'.
4. Whoh, he's not getting nailed any time soon.
5. Well, he heard that the washer was supposed to go next to the nut.
6.
oops, gotta unload groceries. I'll come back to this later.
We're bringing purple back.
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