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    Re: Study: Masturbation May Prevent Prostate Cancer

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    Sounds like Zimtwister will end up leading a cancer free life, however the blindness may take all the fun out of it.
    ???

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    Re: Study: Masturbation May Prevent Prostate Cancer

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    "singersp" wrote:
    Sounds like Zimtwister will end up leading a cancer free life, however the blindness may take all the fun out of it.
    ???
    You've never heard the old wise tale that Beating your Meat makes you go blind?
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    Re: Study: Masturbation May Prevent Prostate Cancer

    "marstc09" wrote:
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    Sounds like Zimtwister will end up leading a cancer free life, however the blindness may take all the fun out of it.
    ???
    He used to post a lot, he is now too busy masturbating to post.
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    Re: Study: Masturbation May Prevent Prostate Cancer

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    "marstc09" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    Sounds like Zimtwister will end up leading a cancer free life, however the blindness may take all the fun out of it.
    ???
    You've never heard the old wise tale that Beating your Meat makes you go blind?
    That's Old WIVES' tale...and based on that, you must be about to apply for that seeing-eye dog about now.
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    Re: Study: Masturbation May Prevent Prostate Cancer

    In that case, Singer must be prostate cancer-free for life! :P
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    Re: Study: Masturbation May Prevent Prostate Cancer

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    What do you have to do prevent the blindness?
    Quit drawing cavemen...and find yourself a cavewoman!
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    Re: Study: Masturbation May Prevent Prostate Cancer

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    What do you have to do prevent the blindness?
    Quit drawing cavemen...and find yourself a cavewoman!
    At least those of us with a cavewoman a thousand miles away should be relatively safe until we are reunited!


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    Re: Study: Masturbation May Prevent Prostate Cancer

    "ThorSPL" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    What do you have to do prevent the blindness?
    Quit drawing cavemen...and find yourself a cavewoman!
    At least those of us with a cavewoman a thousand miles away should be relatively safe until we are reunited!
    That's Dr. Cavewoman to you!
    Or you gets NONE when she sees you.
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    Re: Study: Masturbation May Prevent Prostate Cancer

    looks like I should be OK in the prostate cancer area....but I will be blind

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    Re: Study: Masturbation May Prevent Prostate Cancer

    Well according to my Dr. this is correct.
    An even better way to lower the risk is "actual sex"
    This is not meant to be perverse on any level.
    My Dr. says it has to do with the compression and decompression motion on the prostate during sex that keeps it healthy.
    One of the first tests for prostate cancer is checking for hardening of the prostate gland.
    A good none sexual excercise is doing the muscle contraction that a man uses to stop urininating.
    A form of a male "Keagal" (sp?) excercise.
    Remember guys prostate cancer kills more men today than women who die of breast cancer (according to my Dr.)
    Sure this is the last thing "men" want to talk about. But to not talk about, get informed and be proactive is our foolish pride talking. It's not like your putting up a billboard that say's "I HAVE PROSTATE PROBLEMS"
    It can all be done without anyone's knowledge.
    Most of all prostate cancer and testicle cancer can strike at ANY age.
    We men need to take care of ourselves too. Put aside the 'pride" and get checked if you are over 40.

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