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    Re: Sports cars to display drivers’ p***s size

    "Zeus" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "tgorsegner" wrote:
    why not..... done.
    Gracias.
    If there's one thing that really gets my blood boiling, it's selective censorship.

    [size=18pt]PENIS![/size]


    I'm offended
    I'm glad.

    [size=18pt]VAGINA![/size]

    Seriously, though - we've been chastised by my daughter's doctor for NOT using the correct terminology when teaching her about her body parts.
    I thought it was funny to teach her to call it her "Hooder-Dooder", but the doc did not.
    So then, I'm like - well, are we supposed to get in there and show her the difference between her labia, clitoris, vagina, etc. etc.


    But I see the point.
    For a nation that will show someone getting killed 20 different ways on TV before 8pm, we're awfully squeamish about the human body.

    =Z=
    Everybody should use hooder dooder and thingy. It's much more appropriate.

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    Re: Sports cars to display drivers’ p***s size

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    Everybody should use hooder dooder and thingy. It's much more appropriate.
    I've always found "Whoo Hoo Dilly" and "Lala" useful.
    Disclaimer: I'm an idiot.

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    Re: Sports cars to display drivers’ p***s size

    "C" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    Everybody should use hooder dooder and thingy. It's much more appropriate.
    I've always found "Whoo Hoo Dilly" and "Lala" useful.
    I think this calls for the body name substitution thread

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    Re: Sports cars to display drivers’ p***s size

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    What does it say if you drive one of these?

    [img width=450 height=336]http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1206/1104136775_011f862398.jpg?v=0[/img]
    that you must be asian
    People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.

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    Re: Sports cars to display drivers’ p***s size

    "Zeus" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "tgorsegner" wrote:
    why not..... done.
    Gracias.
    If there's one thing that really gets my blood boiling, it's selective censorship.

    [size=18pt]PENIS![/size]


    I'm offended
    I'm glad.

    [size=18pt]VAGINA![/size]

    Seriously, though - we've been chastised by my daughter's doctor for NOT using the correct terminology when teaching her about her body parts.
    I thought it was funny to teach her to call it her "Hooder-Dooder", but the doc did not.
    So then, I'm like - well, are we supposed to get in there and show her the difference between her labia, clitoris, vagina, etc. etc.


    But I see the point.
    For a nation that will show someone getting killed 20 different ways on TV before 8pm, we're awfully squeamish about the human body.

    =Z=
    /sarcasm on

    Wait, you know the difference?

    Shit, missed that lesson plan!

    /sarcasm off


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    Re: Sports cars to display drivers’ p***s size

    "ThorSPL" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "tgorsegner" wrote:
    why not..... done.
    Gracias.
    If there's one thing that really gets my blood boiling, it's selective censorship.

    [size=18pt]PENIS![/size]


    I'm offended
    I'm glad.

    [size=18pt]VAGINA![/size]

    Seriously, though - we've been chastised by my daughter's doctor for NOT using the correct terminology when teaching her about her body parts.
    I thought it was funny to teach her to call it her "Hooder-Dooder", but the doc did not.
    So then, I'm like - well, are we supposed to get in there and show her the difference between her labia, clitoris, vagina, etc. etc.


    But I see the point.
    For a nation that will show someone getting killed 20 different ways on TV before 8pm, we're awfully squeamish about the human body.
    Wait, you know the difference?

    Shit, missed that lesson plan!
    If you can't find the "magic button", then you do need a refresher.

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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    Re: Sports cars to display drivers’ p***s size

    "Zeus" wrote:
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    "Zeus" wrote:
    [quote author=tgorsegner link=topic=41574.msg710943#msg710943 date=1201015767]
    why not..... done.
    Gracias.
    If there's one thing that really gets my blood boiling, it's selective censorship.

    [size=18pt]PENIS![/size]


    I'm offended
    I'm glad.

    [size=18pt]VAGINA![/size]

    Seriously, though - we've been chastised by my daughter's doctor for NOT using the correct terminology when teaching her about her body parts.
    I thought it was funny to teach her to call it her "Hooder-Dooder", but the doc did not.
    So then, I'm like - well, are we supposed to get in there and show her the difference between her labia, clitoris, vagina, etc. etc.


    But I see the point.
    For a nation that will show someone getting killed 20 different ways on TV before 8pm, we're awfully squeamish about the human body.
    Wait, you know the difference?

    Shit, missed that lesson plan!
    If you can't find the "magic button", then you do need a refresher.

    =Z=
    [/quote]

    I thought that was a rumor

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    Re: Sports cars to display drivers’ p***s size

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
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    "Zeus" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    [quote author=Zeus link=topic=41574.msg710946#msg710946 date=1201015860]
    [quote author=tgorsegner link=topic=41574.msg710943#msg710943 date=1201015767]
    why not..... done.
    Gracias.
    If there's one thing that really gets my blood boiling, it's selective censorship.

    [size=18pt]PENIS![/size]


    I'm offended
    I'm glad.

    [size=18pt]VAGINA![/size]

    Seriously, though - we've been chastised by my daughter's doctor for NOT using the correct terminology when teaching her about her body parts.
    I thought it was funny to teach her to call it her "Hooder-Dooder", but the doc did not.
    So then, I'm like - well, are we supposed to get in there and show her the difference between her labia, clitoris, vagina, etc. etc.


    But I see the point.
    For a nation that will show someone getting killed 20 different ways on TV before 8pm, we're awfully squeamish about the human body.
    Wait, you know the difference?

    Shit, missed that lesson plan!
    If you can't find the "magic button", then you do need a refresher.

    =Z=
    [/quote]

    I thought that was a rumor
    [/quote]

    Oh, it's a rumor... I just didn't put my sarcasm button on.



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    Re: Sports cars to display drivers’ p***s size

    "Zeus" wrote:
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    Sports cars to display drivers’ penis size

    The Government has decreed that all high-powered sports cars will have to comply with a new law designed to reduce carbon emissions. From January 1st all cars with an engine size of greater than three litres will have to display a separate license, similar to a taxi plate, clearly stating the size of the driver’s penis.
    Porsche have claimed that their decision to withdraw completely from the UK market on the same date is ‘entirely coincidental’
    and denied that their customers would be the worst affected.






    (Story Continues...)

    http://newsbiscuit.com/article/sports-cars-to-display-drivers-penis-size
    Did a power-mad Mod seriously edit the Subject of this thread so that the word "penis" is not shown?

    Are you fucking kidding me?

    =Z=
    If a mod did edit a post in any way (including the subject title) you would see it in italics in the initial post who did it and when.

    Simmer down.

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    Re: Sports cars to display drivers’ penis size

    I prefer slang terms. Vagina and Penis just sounds weird to me. I prefer dick and pussy. Cna I say that on here?

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