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    Sports cars to display drivers’ penis size

    Sports cars to display drivers’ penis size

    The Government has decreed that all high-powered sports cars will have to comply with a new law designed to reduce carbon emissions. From January 1st all cars with an engine size of greater than three litres will have to display a separate license, similar to a taxi plate, clearly stating the size of the driver’s penis.
    Porsche have claimed that their decision to withdraw completely from the UK market on the same date is ‘entirely coincidental’
    and denied that their customers would be the worst affected.






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    http://newsbiscuit.com/article/sports-cars-to-display-drivers-penis-size


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    Re: Sports cars to display drivers’ p***s size

    "tgorsegner" wrote:
    Sports cars to display drivers’ penis size

    The Government has decreed that all high-powered sports cars will have to comply with a new law designed to reduce carbon emissions. From January 1st all cars with an engine size of greater than three litres will have to display a separate license, similar to a taxi plate, clearly stating the size of the driver’s penis.
    Porsche have claimed that their decision to withdraw completely from the UK market on the same date is ‘entirely coincidental’
    and denied that their customers would be the worst affected.






    (Story Continues...)

    http://newsbiscuit.com/article/sports-cars-to-display-drivers-penis-size
    Anyone wanna buy my sports car?

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    Re: Sports cars to display drivers’ p***s size

    What does it say if you drive one of these?

    [img width=450 height=336]http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1206/1104136775_011f862398.jpg?v=0[/img]

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    Re: Sports cars to display drivers’ p***s size

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    What does it say if you drive one of these?

    [img width=450 height=336]http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1206/1104136775_011f862398.jpg?v=0[/img]
    Apparently
    you are hung like a dolphin.


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    Re: Sports cars to display drivers’ p***s size

    "jmcdon00" wrote:
    "tgorsegner" wrote:
    Sports cars to display drivers’ penis size

    The Government has decreed that all high-powered sports cars will have to comply with a new law designed to reduce carbon emissions. From January 1st all cars with an engine size of greater than three litres will have to display a separate license, similar to a taxi plate, clearly stating the size of the driver’s penis.
    Porsche have claimed that their decision to withdraw completely from the UK market on the same date is ‘entirely coincidental’
    and denied that their customers would be the worst affected.






    (Story Continues...)

    http://newsbiscuit.com/article/sports-cars-to-display-drivers-penis-size
    Anyone wanna buy my sports car?
    Hell,
    with an engine size of greater than 3 liters, even your Tauras would qualify.

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    Re: Sports cars to display drivers’ p***s size

    Hell, let 'em post it. I don't care. If they doubled the size of the plates they could even put a 1:1 picture of it on it.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Sports cars to display drivers’ p***s size

    Cajun is starting to fret.............


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    Re: Sports cars to display drivers’ p***s size

    "singersp" wrote:
    Cajun is starting to fret.............

    ROFLMAO......

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    Re: Sports cars to display drivers’ p***s size

    "singersp" wrote:
    Cajun is starting to fret.............

    This may be better

    [img width=450 height=294]http://www.zercustoms.com/car-show/albums/userpics/10001/Mercedes-Benz-CL63-AMG-1.jpeg[/img]
    [img width=450 height=257]http://www.zercustoms.com/car-show/albums/userpics/10001/Mercedes-Benz-CL63-AMG-2.jpeg[/img]

    [img width=450 height=276]http://news.windingroad.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/cl63_main_2.jpg[/img]
    Saw one of those on the road for the first time the other day, even driving behind it adds a few inches
    ;D

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    Re: Sports cars to display drivers’ p***s size

    haha thats somw funny stuff.

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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