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    Re: Sphincturbulence

    "singersp" wrote:
    [img width=400 height=299]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b21/singersp82759/holyfart.jpg[/img]
    LMAO!!!! This guy should be hired by the army!
    Wait, if there's cat food in this bag............................
    I HAVE TO CHECK ON JOLLY!!!!

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    Re: Sphincturbulence

    The Smellavator;

    http://www.heavy.com/video/11941

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    [img width=177 height=350]http://www2002168.thinkquest.dk/images/indianer-prut.jpg[/img]

    Thanks to PPE for the sig.

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    [img width=262 height=180]http://www.uoregon.edu/~nmuntal/images/funny%20sign%20gas.jpg[/img]

    Thanks to PPE for the sig.

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    Re: Sphincturbulence

    "FreakinVikingsBaby" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    [img width=400 height=299]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b21/singersp82759/holyfart.jpg[/img]
    LMAO!!!! This guy should be hired by the army!
    That should be posted in the global warming thread

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    "Prophet" wrote:
    I'm sure we all have some nice fart stories to pass along.
    One of my best was clearing a blackjack table in Vegas.
    Let's hear your stories relate to the skank that comes out of your jiggly butt.

    First, a few facts.

    How much does a normal person pass per day?
    On average a person produces half a liter of fart gas per day. Who was the guy that measured this? And was there grant money involved?

    Why do they make noise?

    Vibrations of the anal opening.
    Sound depends on the velocity of gas expulsion and the tightness of the sphincter muscle. I hope this wasn't a self discovery issue. You know; I have to take a year off from college to find myself.

    What makes farts stink?
    Typically it is hydrogen sulfide and mercaptans with a little methane thrown in for good measure. I always thought it was burritos and Jack Daniels that made them stink.

    Click here for more fart facts.

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    [img width=400 height=300]http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiOOnzJGfwIBVqSjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsMW5yM3V oBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTA2Nl84OA--/SIG=12ebs8b4b/EXP=1177809166/**http%3A//www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/df200306/df20030619.jpg[/img]

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    Re: Sphincturbulence

    I let one slip whilst on PP.O about a half hour ago, and my 2 year old son (from the other end of the house) starting yelling "Poop!
    Poop!
    Poop!"
    ;D

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    [img width=300 height=156]http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Dumfart-Grave-Marker.jpg[/img]
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    Thanks to PPE for the sig.

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