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    Re: Sphincturbulence

    I farted 5 times while reading this thread.
    Very relaxing.

    My favorite fart is sneaking up to the wife cheek to cheek and letting it rip, the vibration really gets her going (nope, not that way).

    My wife claims raw onions are too blame, I think its just good healthy bowels.

    I'm no where near my dog's ability to clear a room though.
    That dude would make any owner proud.

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    Re: Sphincturbulence

    What kind of animal has the highest worldwide output of flatus?
    Believe it or not, the animal that wins this honor is the humble termite. Because of their diet and digestive processes (with more than the usual microbial assistance), they produce as much methane as human industry. Termite farts are believed to be a major contributor towards global warming.

    - That is classic...Termite farts are damaging the planet
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    Re: Sphincturbulence

    The funniest farting thing I've ever been around was one time in like 7th grade we were sitting in groups of like 4-5 working on some worksheet when this guy adam yelled out SSSSHHHHH!!! I think I hear a mouse! Everyone gets quiet. Then -rrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiipppppppppppp loud as hell. I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself.
    Wait, if there's cat food in this bag............................
    I HAVE TO CHECK ON JOLLY!!!!

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    Re: Sphincturbulence

    Will you explode if you don't fart?

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    Re: Sphincturbulence

    No fart thread would be complete without a [size=13pt]fart video[/size].

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y11m00vFLFY

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Sphincturbulence

    [size=13pt]When lighting farts goes wrong........[/size]

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3obYhJ2x1wE

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Sphincturbulence



    One of my favorites is riding in a car with someone.
    Let one slip out quietly, and then lock the windows.
    ;D

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    Re: Sphincturbulence

    Listen to your own fart

    http://www.createfarts.com/

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    Re: Sphincturbulence


    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Sphincturbulence

    [img width=400 height=299]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b21/singersp82759/holyfart.jpg[/img]

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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