I'm sure we all have some nice fart stories to pass along.
One of my best was clearing a blackjack table in Vegas.
Let's hear your stories relate to the skank that comes out of your ass.
First, a few facts.
How much does a normal person pass per day?
On average a person produces half a liter of fart gas per day.
Why do they make noise?
Vibrations of the anal opening.
Sound depends on the velocity of gas expulsion and the tightness of the sphincter muscle.
What makes farts stink?
Typically it is hydrogen sulfide and mercaptans with a little methane thrown in for good measure.
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