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    "Soccer is for Pussies"

    I met two HOT Dutch girls on the subway this morning and one of them told me that she really likes American football because the soccer players are always faking injuries or overdramatizing every little bump and bruise that they get on the pitch.

    I was laughing my ass off...then I told her that I used to play football in high school and showed her my state championship ring.
    I think that she creamed her jeans at that point!
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    Re: "Soccer is for Pussies"

    The title of this thread was a DIRECT quote by the way...LOL
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    Re: "Soccer is for Pussies"

    Play-on, playa!
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    Re: "Soccer is for Pussies"

    "Soccer is for Pussies"
    Sure is! Bowling is for men with big balls........


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    Re: "Soccer is for Pussies"

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    I met two HOT Dutch girls on the subway this morning and one of them told me that she really likes American football because the soccer players are always faking injuries or overdramatizing every little bump and bruise that they get on the pitch.

    I was laughing my ass off...then I told her that I used to play football in high school and showed her my state championship ring.
    I think that she creamed her jeans at that point!
    LOL
    ;D
    Is that the end of the story?

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    Re: "Soccer is for Pussies"

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    I met two HOT Dutch girls on the subway this morning and one of them told me that she really likes American football because the soccer players are always faking injuries or overdramatizing every little bump and bruise that they get on the pitch.

    I was laughing my jiggly butt off...then I told her that I used to play football in high school and showed her my state championship ring.
    I think that she creamed her jeans at that point!
    LOL
    ;D


    Is that the end of the story?
    No...I skipped work and took them both on a private tour of the Cajun Monument!
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    Re: "Soccer is for Pussies"

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    No...I skipped work and took them both on a private tour of the Cajun Monument!
    Must have been a short tour...
    :P
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    Re: "Soccer is for Pussies"

    "SnoBumMN" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    No...I skipped work and took them both on a private tour of the Cajun Monument!
    Must have been a short tour...
    :P
    All day, sucker...all day LONG!
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    Re: "Soccer is for Pussies"

    Why were you on the subway? If i remember correctly don't you have a benz or bmw?

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    "jessejames09" wrote:
    Why were you on the subway? If i remember correctly don't you have a benz or bmw?
    He doesn't drive to work.

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