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    Sex and the Olympic city

    [size=12pt]Sex and the Olympic city[/size]
    Matthew Syed
    August 22, 2008

    Tomorrow night thousands of young men and women with the most fit, toned bodies in the world will mingle for the last time before they fly home. What might they get up to?

    I am often asked if the Olympic village - the vast restaurant and housing conglomeration that hosts the world's top athletes for the duration of the Games - is the sex-fest it is cracked up to be. My answer is always the same: too right it is. I played my first Games in Barcelona in 1992 and got laid more often in those two and a half weeks than in the rest of my life up to that point. That is to say twice, which may not sound a lot, but for a 21-year-old undergraduate with crooked teeth, it was a minor miracle.

    Barcelona was, for many of us Olympic virgins, as much about sex as it was about sport. There were the gorgeous hostesses - there to assist the athletes - in their bright yellow shirts and black skirts; there were the indigenous lovelies who came to watch the competitions. And then there were the female athletes - literally thousands of them - strutting, shimmying, sashaying and jogging around the village, clad in Lycra and exposing yard upon yard of shiny, toned, rippling and unimaginably exotic flesh. Women from all the countries of the world: muscular, virile, athletic and oozing oestrogen. I spent so much time in a state of lust that I could have passed out. Indeed, for all I knew I did pass out - in a place like that how was one to tell the difference between dreamland and reality?

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    Us athletes are good in bed.
    We're bringing purple back.

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    Like them gymnasts... sacramone or Nastia (sounds kinda like Nasty doesn't it?) *drool*

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    Well then I wish NBC would put that stuff on MSNBC for the 22 fricking hours a day they have devoted to synchronized basket weaving. Maybe somebody would bother to watch the channel for a change.
    Just make sure Merideth isn't doing the story please.

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