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    Sam's Butt Rocket!

    Check this out...it is F'n HILARIOUS!!!

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/buttrocket.html

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Re: Sam's Butt Rocket!

    Talk about a dumb ass......But I have to say, I laughed my friggin ass off over that.......

    I love how the rocket didn't launch and cooked his ass....Then the report at the end (the bang) that puts the icing on the cake.......


    I LOVE THE SMELL OF VICTORY IN THE MORNING AIR.

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    Re: Sam's Butt Rocket!

    What a moron.

    I guess I am not into the whole idea of sticking objects in there.

    It goes one way....out!

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    Re: Sam's Butt Rocket!

    After watching the video again, I've figured out what went wrong..

    #1 He inserted the rocket launch stem to deeply into the anus..

    #2 upon the lighting of the fuse, he got a bit nervous, thus making his rectul spinxter muscle to tighten up..

    #3 This was his down fall, after the spinxter tightend, there is no way the rocket could lauch, there for his ass was roasted like a marshmellow over a campfire...


    Way to funny still........


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    Re: Sam's Butt Rocket!

    Man that is hilarious yet painful to watch! If the fuse hurt him a lot as it was, i can only imagine the pain after it was in launch mode. Yeeeeeouch!!
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    Re: Sam's Butt Rocket!

    LMAO!

    I could see Sam doing that.. Well not see it.. But yah looks like a Sam move haha

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    Re: Sam's Butt Rocket!

    "Vikez4Lyfe" wrote:
    LMAO!

    I could see Sam doing that.. Well not see it.. But yah looks like a Sam move haha
    It's from ebaums world or something like that...they have all kinds of stuff like that on the website. :lol:
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    Re: Sam's Butt Rocket!

    "Vikez4Lyfe" wrote:
    LMAO!

    I could see Sam doing that.. Well not see it.. But yah looks like a Sam move haha
    You would be the one lighting it! :razz:

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    Re: Sam's Butt Rocket!

    "VikingNed" wrote:
    After watching the video again, I've figured out what went wrong..

    #1 He inserted the rocket launch stem to deeply into the anus..

    #2 upon the lighting of the fuse, he got a bit nervous, thus making his rectul spinxter muscle to tighten up..

    #3 This was his down fall, after the spinxter tightend, there is no way the rocket could lauch, there for his jiggly butt was roasted like a marshmellow over a campfire...


    Way to funny still........
    Funny stuff. BTW, nice play by play call Ned.

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    Re: Sam's Butt Rocket!

    OMG that is too funny. :shock:
    After watching the video again, I've figured out what went wrong..

    #1 He inserted the rocket launch stem to deeply into the anus..

    #2 upon the lighting of the fuse, he got a bit nervous, thus making his rectul spinxter muscle to tighten up..

    #3 This was his down fall, after the spinxter tightend, there is no way the rocket could lauch, there for his jiggly butt was roasted like a marshmellow over a campfire...
    I think what went wrong ned was that he stuck a rocket in his ass. :lol: Its pretty much down hill from there. :wink:

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