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    Re: Prisoner caught with grenade where?

    Can you imagine sneaking by security, getting back to your cell, you go to sh-t it out and click-well this is one hell of a way to go-BOOM!!
    Wait, if there's cat food in this bag............................
    I HAVE TO CHECK ON JOLLY!!!!

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    Re: Prisoner caught with grenade where?

    "FreakinVikingsBaby" wrote:
    Can you imagine sneaking by security, getting back to your cell, you go to sh-t it out and click-well this is one hell of a way to go-BOOM!!
    I wasn't imagining it, but now you made me.
    Thanks asshole.
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    Re: Prisoner caught with grenade where?

    Yeah, brings a whole new meaning to the "splash back effect" don't it?
    Wait, if there's cat food in this bag............................
    I HAVE TO CHECK ON JOLLY!!!!

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    Re: Prisoner caught with grenade where?

    "jackal" wrote:
    "PurplePackerEater" wrote:
    How do they "find" these things?
    how do find your socks in the morning?

    Thats right you have to look where you left them
    EWWWW!
    I'm serious though. Do they have like, X-ray machines, or something. Because, if NOT, ... that would be the worste job in the world!

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    Re: Prisoner caught with grenade where?



    I imagine the inmate somewhere on the ceiling of his cell.

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    Re: Prisoner caught with grenade where?

    "PurplePackerEater" wrote:


    I imagine the inmate somewhere on the ceiling of his cell.
    LMAO!!
    Wait, if there's cat food in this bag............................
    I HAVE TO CHECK ON JOLLY!!!!

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    Re: Prisoner caught with grenade where?

    "PurplePackerEater" wrote:
    "jackal" wrote:
    "PurplePackerEater" wrote:
    How do they "find" these things?
    how do find your socks in the morning?

    Thats right you have to look where you left them
    EWWWW!
    I'm serious though. Do they have like, X-ray machines, or something. Because, if NOT, ... that would be the worste job in the world!
    Correctional officers routinely check out Ye Ol Hershey Chute (plus the love canal on women) for foreign objects during initial intake.
    "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
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    Re: Prisoner caught with grenade where?


    Last year, prison guards found an M67 grenade in the vagina of a female visitor at the overcrowded La Esperanza-Mariona prison on the northern fringes of San Salvador.











    Maybe she wanted to get banged...... ;D





    Then again, she should have put a GEO in her hole, instant getaway car.... ;D


    I LOVE THE SMELL OF VICTORY IN THE MORNING AIR.

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    Re: Prisoner caught with grenade where?

    "NordicNed" wrote:

    Last year, prison guards found an M67 grenade in the vagina of a female visitor at the overcrowded La Esperanza-Mariona prison on the northern fringes of San Salvador.












    Maybe she wanted to get banged...... ;D






    Then again, she should have put a GEO in her hole, instant getaway car.... ;D

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    Re: Prisoner caught with grenade where?

    "PacNWVike" wrote:
    "PurplePackerEater" wrote:
    "jackal" wrote:
    "PurplePackerEater" wrote:
    How do they "find" these things?
    how do find your socks in the morning?

    Thats right you have to look where you left them
    EWWWW!
    I'm serious though. Do they have like, X-ray machines, or something. Because, if NOT, ... that would be the worste job in the world!
    Correctional officers routinely check out Ye Ol Hershey Chute (plus the love canal on women) for foreign objects during initial intake.
    I have a friend that was working in jail and he would run into people
    at the supermarket he had searched in jail. The prisoner would say Hi
    and he would suddenly not feel like shopping for food anymore.

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