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    Prisoner caught with grenade where?

    SAN SALVADOR (Reuters) - An inmate at an El Salvador jail was caught with a hand grenade stuffed up his backside -- a novel attempt to disguise his apparent escape plans.

    Guards at the San Francisco Gotera prison outside the capital San Salvador found the V40 grenade, about the size of a golf ball, lodged up the man's rectum during a security clampdown, a prison spokesman said on Thursday.

    They also caught another 16 inmates who each swallowed a mobile phone.

    "We'll have to expel the objects and if they won't come out we'll have to perform surgery in hospital," said Alberto Uribe, a spokesman for the El Salvador prison service.

    Last year, prison guards found an M67 grenade in the vagina of a female visitor at the overcrowded La Esperanza-Mariona prison on the northern fringes of San Salvador.

    Prisoners in the Central American country use weapons to try to escape or attack fellow inmates and prison guards, and use cellular phones to order free gang members to commit crimes or smuggle narcotics.

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    Re: Prisoner caught with grenade where?

    Wow...Good for him?

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    Re: Prisoner caught with grenade where?

    How do they "find" these things?

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    Re: Prisoner caught with grenade where?

    Sounds like a retarded suicide bomber.
    Blow yourself up with minimal damage to others.
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    Re: Prisoner caught with grenade where?

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    SAN SALVADOR (Reuters) - An inmate at an El Salvador jail was caught with a hand grenade stuffed up his backside -- a novel attempt to disguise his apparent escape plans.

    Last year, prison guards found an M67 grenade in the vagina of a female visitor at the overcrowded La Esperanza-Mariona prison on the northern fringes of San Salvador.

    M67 FRAGMENTATION HAND GRENADE
    The body of the M-67 hand grenade is a 2.5-inch diameter steel sphere (plus the safety spoon lever)...

    Hmmm...
    sounds like a Cheesehead date...
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    "PurplePackerEater" wrote:
    How do they "find" these things?
    how do find your socks in the morning?

    Thats right you have to look where you left them
    EWWWW!

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    Re: Prisoner caught with grenade where?

    I've heard of explosive diarrhea before, but.......

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    Re: Prisoner caught with grenade where?

    I wonder if he farted hard enough,would it go off? :P

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    Zeus wrote:
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    WOW! a bomb in the booty.
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