Thread: Post Dump--Stand or sit?

"Prophet" wrote:

"Del" wrote:

I started a thread about this many moons ago and it reached over 10 pages if I remember right.

I was wondering what was up, an important topic and it's getting little play.

I don't think how you do it matters as much as that you do do it and you make sure it's all flushed away before you leave the room.

=Z=

"Zeus" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

"Del" wrote:

I started a thread about this many moons ago and it reached over 10 pages if I remember right.

I was wondering what was up, an important topic and it's getting little play.

I don't think how you do it matters as much as that you do do it and you make sure it's all flushed away before you leave the room.

=Z=

If you are never going to be at the place again it doesn't matter if it's flushed away.

"WVV" wrote:

"Zeus" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

"Del" wrote:

I started a thread about this many moons ago and it reached over 10 pages if I remember right.

I was wondering what was up, an important topic and it's getting little play.

I don't think how you do it matters as much as that you do do it and you make sure it's all flushed away before you leave the room.

=Z=

If you are never going to be at the place again it doesn't matter if it's flushed away.

What if the guy who was there before you thought the same way?

=Z=

I think this question is a matter of circumstance.

It depends on the nature of the dump.

If it is messy, you may want to stand partially, to avoid any drippage on the wiping hand.

BTW, this is a pretty revolting thread to find on a Vikes site, lol.

I've never even considered wiping after standing.
What a radical thought...

You see, when a person stands after dropping a duece, the shiat smears across both cheaks, just like if you blow ink down a folded piece of paper and rub it around to get a cool design...yeah, its like that only up and down your butt crack.
Way to messy if you ask me.

wiping??? who wipes???

Well what started the original thread was a discussion with coworkers.

Some guy was saying something about how he was sitting there wiping his ass......and another co worker yells in shock YOU SIT?

And it soon became apparent that the notion had never crossed the minds of the people who wipe a certain way as they assumed their way to be the only way. The office soon devided into the Standers and the Sitters and a debate ensued in which each tribe tried to proove why their method was the best.

It was about 50/50. So I posted the question here with the intention of seeing if the half and half man law rang true.

hmmmmmm.............

yeah. depends i guess. if i have to answer

Yeah, I remember this thread a while ago, it got quite interesting and funny.

Sitting, it's cleaner! lol

I kinda' stoop,and ALWAYS wipe front to back...jeez,I gotta' take a shower now....