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    Re: Post Dump--Stand or sit?

    "Prophet" wrote:
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    I started a thread about this many moons ago and it reached over 10 pages if I remember right.
    I was wondering what was up, an important topic and it's getting little play.
    I don't think how you do it matters as much as that you do do it and you make sure it's all flushed away before you leave the room.

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    Re: Post Dump--Stand or sit?

    "Zeus" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    "Del" wrote:
    I started a thread about this many moons ago and it reached over 10 pages if I remember right.
    I was wondering what was up, an important topic and it's getting little play.
    I don't think how you do it matters as much as that you do do it and you make sure it's all flushed away before you leave the room.

    =Z=
    If you are never going to be at the place again it doesn't matter if it's flushed away.

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    Re: Post Dump--Stand or sit?

    "WVV" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    "Del" wrote:
    I started a thread about this many moons ago and it reached over 10 pages if I remember right.
    I was wondering what was up, an important topic and it's getting little play.
    I don't think how you do it matters as much as that you do do it and you make sure it's all flushed away before you leave the room.

    =Z=
    If you are never going to be at the place again it doesn't matter if it's flushed away.
    What if the guy who was there before you thought the same way?

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    Re: Post Dump--Stand or sit?

    I think this question is a matter of circumstance.

    It depends on the nature of the dump.

    If it is messy, you may want to stand partially, to avoid any drippage on the wiping hand.

    BTW, this is a pretty revolting thread to find on a Vikes site, lol.
    -Sno

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    Re: Post Dump--Stand or sit?

    I've never even considered wiping after standing.
    What a radical thought...

    You see, when a person stands after dropping a duece, the shiat smears across both cheaks, just like if you blow ink down a folded piece of paper and rub it around to get a cool design...yeah, its like that only up and down your butt crack.
    Way to messy if you ask me.

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    Re: Post Dump--Stand or sit?

    wiping??? who wipes???
    woo out
    just two corn cobs shy of a bushel

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    Re: Post Dump--Stand or sit?

    Well what started the original thread was a discussion with coworkers.

    Some guy was saying something about how he was sitting there wiping his ass......and another co worker yells in shock YOU SIT?

    And it soon became apparent that the notion had never crossed the minds of the people who wipe a certain way as they assumed their way to be the only way. The office soon devided into the Standers and the Sitters and a debate ensued in which each tribe tried to proove why their method was the best.

    It was about 50/50. So I posted the question here with the intention of seeing if the half and half man law rang true.

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    Re: Post Dump--Stand or sit?

    hmmmmmm.............

    yeah. depends i guess. if i have to answer

























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    Re: Post Dump--Stand or sit?

    Yeah, I remember this thread a while ago, it got quite interesting and funny.

    Sitting, it's cleaner! lol

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    Re: Post Dump--Stand or sit?

    I kinda' stoop,and ALWAYS wipe front to back...jeez,I gotta' take a shower now....
    Still waiting for the drugs to kick in...

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