Thread: Penthouse & Hustler want Kristen

"happy" wrote:

"singersp" wrote:

Let's see......She's a $1,000 dollar an hour hooker now.

That's about $16.67 a minute.

I think if I had to, I could get her done in 2 minutes, 6 seconds & shell out $35.

If she is a $1000 bucks and hour, she probably has a 1 hour minimum whether you use all the time or not.

Easy solution- Get a vasectomy so you can't goo goo on her go go. Then tell her she didn't perform her services properly and she's not getting paid until she does. LOL!!!! I really should try that.

"FreakinVikingsBaby" wrote:

"happy" wrote:

"singersp" wrote:

Let's see......She's a $1,000 dollar an hour hooker now.

That's about $16.67 a minute.

I think if I had to, I could get her done in 2 minutes, 6 seconds & shell out $35.

If she is a $1000 bucks and hour, she probably has a 1 hour minimum whether you use all the time or not.

Easy solution- Get a vasectomy so you can't goo goo on her go go. Then tell her she didn't perform her services properly and she's not getting paid until she does. LOL!!!! I really should try that.

You still ejaculate if you get a vasectomy, just no sperm mixes with it.