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  1. 01-14-2007, 06:05 AM #1
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    Paris Hilton says no to sex doll honour

    lol, Singer, I guess your blow-up MVCs retain their value, at least the ones you haven't opened yet.

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    Paris Hilton says no to sex doll honour
    By Lester Haines ? More by this author
    Published Thursday 4th January 2007 10:36 GMT

    There's some bad news today for those of you dreaming that you might one day enjoy a roll in the hay with highly-talented video star Paris Hilton: the hotel heiress has declined an offer to have a sex doll made in her image....

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  2. 01-14-2007, 06:49 AM #2
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    Re: Paris Hilton says no to sex doll honour

    I would never touch a blow up doll. Especially after Ned made me look at his Paris Hilton collection.

    http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/2006/08/japanese_paris_.html

    Now you know what he means when he talks about going crabbing.

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  3. 01-14-2007, 07:04 AM #3
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    Re: Paris Hilton says no to sex doll honour

    I'de do Paris, even if it ment getting crabs...


    Crabs you can get rid of fast....Memories of Paris, last forever.... ;D


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  4. 01-14-2007, 10:49 AM #4
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    Re: Paris Hilton says no to sex doll honour

    shes ugly and her turning down a sex doll of her likness is like CLinton turning down a hummer


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  5. 01-14-2007, 11:58 AM #5
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    Re: Paris Hilton says no to sex doll honour

    "MetalMike-LoudVike" wrote:
    shes ugly and her turning down a sex doll of her likness is like CLinton turning down a hummer


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    She's very far from ugly.
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  6. 01-14-2007, 01:06 PM #6
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    Re: Paris Hilton says no to sex doll honour

    "Mr" wrote:
    "MetalMike-LoudVike" wrote:
    shes ugly and her turning down a sex doll of her likness is like CLinton turning down a hummer


    MMLV
    She's very far from ugly.
    She's ugly by celebrity standards.
    Besides, she far from clean.


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    Re: Paris Hilton says no to sex doll honour

    Paris Hilton is nasty, like ItallionStallion said, she ain't got nothing on MOST celebrities.
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    Re: Paris Hilton says no to sex doll honour

    "ItalianStallion" wrote:
    "Mr" wrote:
    "MetalMike-LoudVike" wrote:
    shes ugly and her turning down a sex doll of her likness is like CLinton turning down a hummer


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    She's very far from ugly.
    She's ugly by celebrity standards.
    Besides, she far from clean.
    My 10 foot pole doesn't even want to touch her.....Plus she need to eat something, she's too skinny
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