Old West phrases that will never sound the same.

**VKG4LFE** · 05-19-2006, 03:34 AM

LOL, no I couldn't imagine either of them in that movie, and no they wouldn't be tough!

**BadlandsVikings** · 05-19-2006, 05:00 AM

this is just wrong

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other
by Willie Nelson

There's many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas;
There's many a young boy who feels things he don't comprehend.
Well small town don't like it when somebody falls between sexes,
No, small town don't like it when a cowboy has feelings for men.

Well I believe in my soul that inside every man there's a feminine,
And inside every lady there's a deep manly voice loud and clear.
Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he does with his women,
But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer.

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other Ã¢â‚¬â€
What did you think those saddles and boots was about?
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his
brother,
Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out.

Ten men for each woman was the rule way back when on the prairie,
And somehow those cowboys must have kept themselves warm late at night.
Cowboys are famous for getting riled up about fairies,
But I'll tell you the reason a big strong man gets so uptight:

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other Ã¢â‚¬â€
That's why they wear leather, and Levi's and belts buckled tight.
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his
brother;
There's many a cowboy who's more like a lady at night.

Well there's always somebody who says what the others just whisper,
And mostly that someone's the first one to get shot down dead:
When you talk to a cowboy don't treat him like he was a sister
Don't mess with the lady that's sleepin' in each cowboy's head.

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other Ã¢â‚¬â€
Even though they take speed and drive pickups and shoot their big guns;
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his
brother;
There's many a cowboy who keeps quiet about things he's done.

**YogidAbEAR** · 05-19-2006, 05:22 AM

cowboys are all gay to me now.

**mr.woo** · 05-19-2006, 02:36 PM

if john wayne was alive he would have told everyone not see the movie and because he is such a star people would listen. john wayne and clint are the real western stars. everyone else are just wanna bes.