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**i_bleed_purple** · 05-27-2009, 10:06 AM

"Marrdro" wrote:

I didn't think it was a joke, I thought it was the new PPO Penthouse thread.

you mean there's an old PPO Penthouse thread?!

**VKG4LFE** · 05-27-2009, 10:10 AM

"RK." wrote:

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".
"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.
"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older
and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."
She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...
everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.
Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
So I told her to fuck off.

Oh it is so true! haha That's a funny tale!

**gagarr** · 05-27-2009, 11:22 AM

"Zeus" wrote:

"RK." wrote:

*snip*

Am I the only one who realizes this is a joke?

=Z=

I didn't consider it a joke, it was more a fable.
The moral being "you can be a old overweight balding couch potato and still have standards"

**triedandtruevikesfan** · 05-27-2009, 11:47 AM

lol.... too funny.

**C Mac D** · 05-27-2009, 11:49 AM

"Zeus" wrote:

"RK." wrote:

*snip*

Am I the only one who realizes this is a joke?

=Z=

Dang man (spits out tobacco...) Ya'll so wise... teach us ur ways. I's just been down y'ander by the fishin' hole catchin' bull-frogs...

**Marrdro** · 05-27-2009, 11:59 AM

"C" wrote:

Dang man (spits out tobacco...) Ya'll so wise... teach us ur ways. I's just been down y'ander by the fishin' hole catchin' bull-frogs...

LOL, when was the last time I told you that you cracked me up?
;D

**bleedpurple** · 05-27-2009, 12:16 PM

tale or not... it would have been a heck of a lot more funnier had you actually hooked up with her.. then while she's laying there during pillow talk..... then you tell her to get the floop out!!...