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    Re: Old Flame

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    I didn't think it was a joke, I thought it was the new PPO Penthouse thread.

    you mean there's an old PPO Penthouse thread?!

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    Re: Old Flame

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    I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

    We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.
    I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".
    "Wow!" I was flabbergasted.
    "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older
    and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."
    She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".
    "Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...
    everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"
    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
    She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.
    Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
    So I told her to fuck off.

    Oh it is so true! haha That's a funny tale!

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    Re: Old Flame

    "Zeus" wrote:
    "RK." wrote:

    *snip*
    Am I the only one who realizes this is a joke?

    =Z=
    I didn't consider it a joke, it was more a fable.
    The moral being "you can be a old overweight balding couch potato and still have standards"
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    Re: Old Flame

    lol.... too funny.

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    Re: Old Flame

    "Zeus" wrote:
    "RK." wrote:

    *snip*
    Am I the only one who realizes this is a joke?

    =Z=
    Dang man (spits out tobacco...) Ya'll so wise... teach us ur ways. I's just been down y'ander by the fishin' hole catchin' bull-frogs...
    Disclaimer: I'm an idiot.

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    Re: Old Flame

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    Dang man (spits out tobacco...) Ya'll so wise... teach us ur ways. I's just been down y'ander by the fishin' hole catchin' bull-frogs...
    LOL, when was the last time I told you that you cracked me up?
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    Re: Old Flame

    tale or not... it would have been a heck of a lot more funnier had you actually hooked up with her.. then while she's laying there during pillow talk..... then you tell her to get the floop out!!...

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    lmao...this has all the makings of a hilarious thread. ;D
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    Re: Old Flame

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    I didn't think it was a joke, I thought it was the new PPO Penthouse thread.

    Then we should be hearing about TNT's foursome with the lesbian and the bear and dolphin fan

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