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    Old Flame

    I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

    We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.
    I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".
    "Wow!" I was flabbergasted.
    "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older
    and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."
    She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".
    "Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...
    everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"
    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
    She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.
    Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
    So I told her to fuck off.

    WWBGD

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    Re: Old Flame

    LMAO!

    What spurred this idea. Did you read TNT's profile comments?

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Old Flame

    You should have invited her out and then had some homeless guy pretend he was you.
    We're bringing purple back.

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    Re: Old Flame

    LOL

    I'm not sure what's funnier, your horrible job of marketing or your blatant hypocrisy.

    Either way it was a nice tale.
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    Re: Old Flame

    There's a life lesson of some sort in there... not sure where, but it's in there.
    Disclaimer: I'm an idiot.

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    Re: Old Flame

    Brave Man!
    I hope it works out!

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    Re: Old Flame

    "RK." wrote:

    *snip*
    Am I the only one who realizes this is a joke?

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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    Re: Old Flame

    "Zeus" wrote:
    "RK." wrote:

    *snip*
    Am I the only one who realizes this is a joke?

    =Z=
    PP.O is a land of fantasy where jokes are reality and the moon landing, along with the Patriots Superbowl wins, are merely fiction.

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    Re: Old Flame

    "Zeus" wrote:
    "RK." wrote:

    *snip*
    Am I the only one who realizes this is a joke?

    =Z=
    lmao!

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    Re: Old Flame

    I didn't think it was a joke, I thought it was the new PPO Penthouse thread.
    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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