Ok, let's talk serious now.

**baumy300** · 05-11-2008, 09:04 PM

What I'm about to tell you may not make any sense, but it is the truth nonetheless.

If anyone who is the medical field (preferably a doctor or nurse) can help me, that would be great.

There is no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - I can't get a hard on when I drink beer. Wait though, when I drink twice as much alcohol in the form of hard liquor - I go like a stallion.

I can basically knock off a 12 pack, realize the chance of scoring is gone, and call it a night in that sense. Yet I can kill an entire 1.75 of Vodka, take a few Chuck Norris' and put Peter North to shame. Why is this?

I don't know if it is in my head or what. I did have a bad experience a while back when I got snowed off of beer and....and.....well let's just say I put my team in prime position to hit a home run, but the slugger didn't show up to play ball.

I just can't fuck when I drink beer. Give me Vodka, Whiskey, JD, etc... and I'm golden. Yet when I get beer in me it's game over.

So....Any good explanation for this, or is it in my head somehow?

I really wish I knew, because this problem has been keeping me down for a while now. Literally.

**BadlandsVikings** · 05-11-2008, 09:07 PM

quit drinking

**baumy300** · 05-11-2008, 09:09 PM

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

quit drinking

No.

**Garland Greene** · 05-11-2008, 09:12 PM

"baumy300" wrote:

What I'm about to tell you may not make any sense, but it is the truth nonetheless.

If anyone who is the medical field (preferably a doctor or nurse) can help me, that would be great.

There is no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - I can't get a hard on when I drink beer. Wait though, when I drink twice as much alcohol in the form of hard liquor - I go like a stallion.

I can basically knock off a 12 pack, realize the chance of scoring is gone, and call it a night in that sense. Yet I can kill an entire 1.75 of Vodka, take a few Chuck Norris' and put Peter North to shame. Why is this?

I don't know if it is in my head or what. I did have a bad experience a while back when I got snowed off of beer and....and.....well let's just say I put my team in prime position to hit a home run, but the slugger didn't show up to play ball.

I just can't fuck when I drink beer. Give me Vodka, Whiskey, JD, etc... and I'm golden. Yet when I get beer in me it's game over.

So....Any good explanation for this, or is it in my head somehow?

I really wish I knew, because this problem has been keeping me down for a while now. Literally.

Don't know if its medical it sounds more mental from your bad experience. People can have a bad expe4rince with certain things involving sex and they can never get beyond that.
I once dated a girl that had a bad experience with Oral sex and she could never do it again because of it.

**NodakPaul** · 05-11-2008, 09:12 PM

"baumy300" wrote:

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

quit drinking

No.

Quit fucking.

**ultravikingfan** · 05-11-2008, 10:18 PM

Flog the dolphin before you drink.

**dcboardr41** · 05-11-2008, 10:19 PM

take some cialis/viagra with your 12 pack

**michaelmazid** · 05-12-2008, 01:31 AM

very simple,
drink liquer when you think you might have a chance to score
drink beer when sitting at home and there is no need for a hard on

**litlharsh** · 05-12-2008, 01:56 AM

Mike Ditka knows what's wrong with you

It's your penis

**singersp** · 05-12-2008, 04:40 AM

"baumy300" wrote:

There is no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - I can't get a hard on when I drink beer. Wait though, when I drink twice as much alcohol in the form of hard liquor - I go like a stallion.

Quit drinking beer or try changing brands. Are you drinking the "The Beast" like Marrdro?
:P