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    baumy300 is offline Star Spokesman
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    Ok, let's talk serious now.

    What I'm about to tell you may not make any sense, but it is the truth nonetheless.

    If anyone who is the medical field (preferably a doctor or nurse) can help me, that would be great.

    There is no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - I can't get a hard on when I drink beer. Wait though, when I drink twice as much alcohol in the form of hard liquor - I go like a stallion.

    I can basically knock off a 12 pack, realize the chance of scoring is gone, and call it a night in that sense. Yet I can kill an entire 1.75 of Vodka, take a few Chuck Norris' and put Peter North to shame. Why is this?

    I don't know if it is in my head or what. I did have a bad experience a while back when I got snowed off of beer and....and.....well let's just say I put my team in prime position to hit a home run, but the slugger didn't show up to play ball.

    I just can't fuck when I drink beer. Give me Vodka, Whiskey, JD, etc... and I'm golden. Yet when I get beer in me it's game over.

    So....Any good explanation for this, or is it in my head somehow?

    I really wish I knew, because this problem has been keeping me down for a while now. Literally.

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    Re: Ok, let's talk serious now.

    quit drinking

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    baumy300 is offline Star Spokesman
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    Re: Ok, let's talk serious now.

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    quit drinking
    No.

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    Re: Ok, let's talk serious now.

    "baumy300" wrote:
    What I'm about to tell you may not make any sense, but it is the truth nonetheless.

    If anyone who is the medical field (preferably a doctor or nurse) can help me, that would be great.

    There is no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - I can't get a hard on when I drink beer. Wait though, when I drink twice as much alcohol in the form of hard liquor - I go like a stallion.

    I can basically knock off a 12 pack, realize the chance of scoring is gone, and call it a night in that sense. Yet I can kill an entire 1.75 of Vodka, take a few Chuck Norris' and put Peter North to shame. Why is this?

    I don't know if it is in my head or what. I did have a bad experience a while back when I got snowed off of beer and....and.....well let's just say I put my team in prime position to hit a home run, but the slugger didn't show up to play ball.

    I just can't fuck when I drink beer. Give me Vodka, Whiskey, JD, etc... and I'm golden. Yet when I get beer in me it's game over.

    So....Any good explanation for this, or is it in my head somehow?

    I really wish I knew, because this problem has been keeping me down for a while now. Literally.

    Don't know if its medical it sounds more mental from your bad experience. People can have a bad expe4rince with certain things involving sex and they can never get beyond that.
    I once dated a girl that had a bad experience with Oral sex and she could never do it again because of it.

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    Re: Ok, let's talk serious now.

    "baumy300" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    quit drinking
    No.
    Quit fucking.
    Zeus wrote:
    When are you going to realize that picking out the 20 bad throws this year and ignoring the 300 good ones does not make your point?

    =Z=

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    Re: Ok, let's talk serious now.

    Flog the dolphin before you drink.

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    Re: Ok, let's talk serious now.

    take some cialis/viagra with your 12 pack

    Pissing on the Pack since 08'

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    Re: Ok, let's talk serious now.

    very simple,
    drink liquer when you think you might have a chance to score
    drink beer when sitting at home and there is no need for a hard on

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    Re: Ok, let's talk serious now.

    Mike Ditka knows what's wrong with you



    It's your penis

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    Re: Ok, let's talk serious now.

    "baumy300" wrote:

    There is no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - I can't get a hard on when I drink beer. Wait though, when I drink twice as much alcohol in the form of hard liquor - I go like a stallion.
    Quit drinking beer or try changing brands. Are you drinking the "The Beast" like Marrdro?
    :P

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