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    Nude Man Hides Awl in Buttocks

    EL CERRITO, Calif. - A naked man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after telling police he had a screwdriver in his buttocks. The man was lying on a tree stump masturbating beside a nature path near the El Cerrito Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.

    John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked if he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.

    "You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said.

    Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene, but Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.


    Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked into the county jail in Martinez on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon.

    "When you're talking about an awl or an ice pick and you're dealing with somebody who's fresh out of prison, it's a weapon. That's a stabbing instrument," Horgan said.

    He noted that the rear end is a common hiding place for weapons being smuggled into prison.

    It was not immediately clear what Sheehan was on parole for.

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    Re: Nude Man Hides Awl in Buttocks

    You just can't make it any more obvious you want to go back to jail than that...

    I can't believe homeboy just started doing the 5 knuckle shuffle right there in a tree stump!

    You would think it would ruin the mood.

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    Re: Nude Man Hides Awl in Buttocks

    What a relief, I thought I was the only one who did this type of stuff.
    Hey, don't knock it until you've tried it!

    Skol jackin' in the park with an ice pick in my bum!
    I was brain-washed as a child into becoming a Viking fan in Ohio of all places.

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    Re: Nude Man Hides Awl in Buttocks

    That's just NASTY!!!
    And NOT in a good way!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: Nude Man Hides Awl in Buttocks

    I find myself wondering... What the hell is an awl, anyway...?

    [img width=200 height=200]http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/78/4b/sprtAllTennisC_S_Osburne_Stringing_Awl_QAWL1-resized200.jpg[/img]

    YIKES!
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    Re: Nude Man Hides Awl in Buttocks

    Did he want to go back to prison, push it out and stab someone with the very dirty awl?

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    Re: Nude Man Hides Awl in Buttocks

    "SnoBumMN" wrote:
    I find myself wondering... What the hell is an awl, anyway...?

    [img width=200 height=200]http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/78/4b/sprtAllTennisC_S_Osburne_Stringing_Awl_QAWL1-resized200.jpg[/img]

    YIKES!
    I hope the sharp end was sticking out.
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    Re: Nude Man Hides Awl in Buttocks

    Wow, there are some FREAKS in this world!

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    Re: Nude Man Hides Awl in Buttocks

    I don't even know what to say...

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