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    Newest names for drugs

    In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

    For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Alieve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
    that is has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
    Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable
    for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT & DO"

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    Re: Newest names for drugs

    haha. stiff drink indeed
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    Re: Newest names for drugs

    now thats funny!
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    Re: Newest names for drugs

    ok sounds goodd aaaaa

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    Re: Newest names for drugs

    Pretty old, Ultra. I've heard that a LONG time ago...
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    Re: Newest names for drugs

    I was in a restaurant in college with my roomate and he had a shirt on that "MOUNT &
    DO" and the waitress kept telling him his shirt was spelled wrong.
    I think she was a little slow.

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    Re: Newest names for drugs

    "shockzilla" wrote:
    Pretty old, Ultra. I've heard that a LONG time ago...
    Oh yeah Shockster?

    Check the date when this was posted and then check the date on the post above yours.

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    Ibepokin. Funny, ha ha.


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    Here in Iowa we have a chain of convience stores called Kum & Go. I also remember seeing one in Minnesota called Pump & Munch. Maybe Cialis could use one of these names when they come out with another boner pill.

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    I feel obligated to sat that viagra already has a generic name of Sildenafil citrate :P (sorry, just the pharmacist in me)


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