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    Neorhinos promise weekly orgasms, marijuana for all

    http://www.cbc.ca/cp/Oddities/071108/K11089AU.html

    OTTAWA - Talk about a party platform.

    The Rhinos are back and they're hoping to lure voters with the tantalizing promise of weekly orgasms - and marijuana in every pot. The Neorhino party promises to declare Spanish as Canada's official language and pass legislation forcing Prime Minister Stephen Harper to go on a diet.

    They're proud of smoking pot, they draw their political inspiration from cigar-chomping comics and rock legends, and they want to get elected so they can stick it to "The Man."

    The new party - officially called neorhino.ca - is one of at least two groups claiming to be a reincarnation of the defunct Rhinocerous party that specialized in political satire.

    Like the old Rhinos, the party has no clear political ideology except for two deep beliefs: something's seriously wrong with the state of modern politics, and Canadian public discourse could use a lot more fun.

    "We are a Marxist-Lennonist party - based on the philosophy of Groucho Marx and John Lennon," said party president Francois Gourd.
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    Re: Neorhinos promise weekly orgasms, marijuana for all

    hmm.. the article doesnt explain how they can promise the weekly orgasms, that one would be the hardest to accomplish i think :P


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    Re: Neorhinos promise weekly orgasms, marijuana for all

    He strode to the podium in the news-conference room near the House of Commons on Thursday sporting a cloth rhinoceros horn on his head.
    That's the kind of guy that would get my vote.

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    Re: Neorhinos promise weekly orgasms, marijuana for all

    Hell, they already have my vote.

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    Re: Neorhinos promise weekly orgasms, marijuana for all

    Weekly orgasms, I demand a daily oragasm damn it.

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    Re: Neorhinos promise weekly orgasms, marijuana for all

    I need to get up to Canada.

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    Re: Neorhinos promise weekly orgasms, marijuana for all

    I love my country
    We're bringing purple back.

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    Re: Neorhinos promise weekly orgasms, marijuana for all

    "jmcdon00" wrote:
    Weekly orgasms, I demand a daily oragasm damn it.
    I would settle for monthy ones....or even every 2 months

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    Re: Neorhinos promise weekly orgasms, marijuana for all

    "gregair13" wrote:
    I love my country
    bahhaha as do I, good sir!

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