Thread: Nation's Poorest 1% Now Controls Two-Thirds Of U.S. Soda Can Wealth

[size=12pt]Nation's Poorest 1% Now Controls Two-Thirds Of U.S. Soda Can Wealth/size

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WASHINGTON—A report on growing disparities in the concentration of U.S. aluminum-can wealth, released Tuesday by the Department of Commerce, revealed that 66 percent of the nation's recyclable assets are now held by the poorest 1 percent of the population.

According to the sobering report, the disproportionate distribution of soda-can wealth is greater than ever before, and has become one of the worst instances of economic inequality in the nation's history. Data showed that over-salvaging of cans by a small and elite group of can-horders has created a steadily growing and possibly unbridgeable gap between the rich and the mega-poor...

who does this research

poor people should eat more onions

Bastards.

Between the rich and mega-poor.
Haha, that's good stuff.