More Oral Sex Might Mean More Cancer

**BadlandsVikings** · 02-03-2011, 02:45 AM

Oral sex is totally awesome, which means it must be bad for you in some way. And now we know how! Apparently, a rise in certain kinds of cancer may be thanks to all the oral sex everyone has nowadays.........

http://gawker.com/5747477/more-oral-sex-might-mean-more-cancer

**Culpepper_4717** · 02-03-2011, 03:40 AM

Thanks science...

**Mr Anderson** · 02-03-2011, 04:07 AM

Shockingly, sluts are more likely to get an STD that can lead to cancer.

**NodakPaul** · 02-03-2011, 07:30 PM

This article needs to be quietly thrown away, and never, never, never talked about again.

**i_bleed_purple** · 02-03-2011, 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by "NodakPaul" #1088937

This article needs to be quietly thrown away, and never, never, never talked about again.

Agreed!

**AngloVike** · 02-03-2011, 08:09 PM

hardly news.... my ex-wife was ahead in avoiding these potential cancers many years ago.. a woman ahead of her time but unfortuantely in the same space/time continuim as me :woohoo:

**triedandtruevikesfan** · 02-03-2011, 08:40 PM

BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

This is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

**i_bleed_purple** · 02-03-2011, 08:49 PM

lol

Luckily for rainbow party-attending, explicitly-sexting tweens, there's an HPV vaccine, though it's not as popular as it should be. For the rest of you? Well, you probably already have cancer, from your cell phone or your hot dogs or your insistence on sleeping inside an x-ray machine. So go ahead! Oral sex all you want!

funnier yet, there's another gem

Oral sex is a gateway drug

HAHAHAHA!

This just in, Heronie users often use needles!

**triedandtruevikesfan** · 02-03-2011, 09:03 PM

Originally Posted by "i_bleed_purple" #1088945

lol

Luckily for rainbow party-attending, explicitly-sexting tweens, there's an HPV vaccine, though it's not as popular as it should be. For the rest of you? Well, you probably already have cancer, from your cell phone or your hot dogs or your insistence on sleeping inside an x-ray machine. So go ahead! Oral sex all you want!

funnier yet, there's another gem

Oral sex is a gateway drug

HAHAHAHA!

This just in, Heronie users often use needles!

I can't view what you just posted IBP... but I do know that after giving blow jobs, I often have an urge to do cocaine. So it must be true!!!

**i_bleed_purple** · 02-03-2011, 09:21 PM

Originally Posted by "triedandtruevikesfan" #1088946

Originally Posted by "i_bleed_purple" #1088945

lol

Luckily for rainbow party-attending, explicitly-sexting tweens, there's an HPV vaccine, though it's not as popular as it should be. For the rest of you? Well, you probably already have cancer, from your cell phone or your hot dogs or your insistence on sleeping inside an x-ray machine. So go ahead! Oral sex all you want!

funnier yet, there's another gem

Oral sex is a gateway drug

HAHAHAHA!

This just in, Heronie users often use needles!

I can't view what you just posted IBP... but I do know that after giving blow jobs, I often have an urge to do cocaine. So it must be true!!!

Me too!!!

j/k

fixed the link for you.