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    More Oral Sex Might Mean More Cancer

    Oral sex is totally awesome, which means it must be bad for you in some way. And now we know how! Apparently, a rise in certain kinds of cancer may be thanks to all the oral sex everyone has nowadays.........
    http://gawker.com/5747477/more-oral-sex-might-mean-more-cancer

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    Re: More Oral Sex Might Mean More Cancer

    Thanks science...

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    Re: More Oral Sex Might Mean More Cancer

    Shockingly, sluts are more likely to get an STD that can lead to cancer.

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    Re: More Oral Sex Might Mean More Cancer

    This article needs to be quietly thrown away, and never, never, never talked about again.
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    Re: More Oral Sex Might Mean More Cancer

    Quote Originally Posted by "NodakPaul" #1088937
    This article needs to be quietly thrown away, and never, never, never talked about again.
    Agreed!

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    Re: More Oral Sex Might Mean More Cancer

    hardly news.... my ex-wife was ahead in avoiding these potential cancers many years ago.. a woman ahead of her time but unfortuantely in the same space/time continuim as me :woohoo:
    Time spent annoying a Packer fan is never time wasted...


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    Re: More Oral Sex Might Mean More Cancer

    BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    This is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

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    Re: More Oral Sex Might Mean More Cancer

    lol

    Luckily for rainbow party-attending, explicitly-sexting tweens, there's an HPV vaccine, though it's not as popular as it should be. For the rest of you? Well, you probably already have cancer, from your cell phone or your hot dogs or your insistence on sleeping inside an x-ray machine. So go ahead! Oral sex all you want!
    funnier yet, there's another gem

    Oral sex is a gateway drug

    HAHAHAHA!


    This just in, Heronie users often use needles!

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    Re: More Oral Sex Might Mean More Cancer

    Quote Originally Posted by "i_bleed_purple" #1088945
    lol

    Luckily for rainbow party-attending, explicitly-sexting tweens, there's an HPV vaccine, though it's not as popular as it should be. For the rest of you? Well, you probably already have cancer, from your cell phone or your hot dogs or your insistence on sleeping inside an x-ray machine. So go ahead! Oral sex all you want!
    funnier yet, there's another gem

    Oral sex is a gateway drug

    HAHAHAHA!


    This just in, Heronie users often use needles!
    I can't view what you just posted IBP... but I do know that after giving blow jobs, I often have an urge to do cocaine. So it must be true!!!

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    Re: More Oral Sex Might Mean More Cancer

    Quote Originally Posted by "triedandtruevikesfan" #1088946
    Quote Originally Posted by "i_bleed_purple" #1088945
    lol

    Luckily for rainbow party-attending, explicitly-sexting tweens, there's an HPV vaccine, though it's not as popular as it should be. For the rest of you? Well, you probably already have cancer, from your cell phone or your hot dogs or your insistence on sleeping inside an x-ray machine. So go ahead! Oral sex all you want!
    funnier yet, there's another gem

    Oral sex is a gateway drug

    HAHAHAHA!


    This just in, Heronie users often use needles!
    I can't view what you just posted IBP... but I do know that after giving blow jobs, I often have an urge to do cocaine. So it must be true!!!
    Me too!!!

    j/k

    fixed the link for you.

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