Mike Tyson Makes Me Smile
Although he has done many questionable and despicable things in his life, I gotta say Mike Tyson is probably one of the funniest people to listen to on the face of this planet. The best thing is hes not even trying to be funny, but you listen to him and its hilarious.
"I may like fornicating more than other people, It's just who I am. I've sacrificed so much of my life, can I at least get laid. I've been robbed of most of my money can I at least get a blowjob?"
"I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them, so you shouldn't talk anymore unless you wanna...you know"
"I wish one of you guys had children so I could kick them in the fuckin head or stomp on their testicles... Cuz thats the pain I feel waking up everyday."
"I'll fuck you till you love me faggot"
"I'm a semi good husband"
"I broke my back and I don't even know how I'm standing"
"There are 3 things that sell in America:
Violence, sex, and drugs.
The only way you are going to make this game more appealing to the public than it was before is if there are on field orgies at halftime and the domes become massive opium dens."
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