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    Matador's chances of fatherhood hurt by goring

    MADRID (Reuters) - If Spanish matador Fernando Cruz ever has children, he'll have doctors at the Valencia bullring to thank after he suffered a double goring.

    Cruz, 25, is recovering in hospital after the second bull of Tuesday's corrida caught him in the upper thigh, throwing him into the air, and gored him in the groin once he hit the ground.

    Newspapers reproduced the eye-watering bulletin issued by surgeons at the bullring after a two-hour operation and film of the incident was played on the main evening news.

    "Fernando Cruz is suffering from two horn wounds of 25 centimeters in length each. One involves the fibers of the abductor muscle and dissects the femoral artery, the other involves the scrotal area and eviscerates both testicles."

    Cruz was sitting up in his hospital bed on Wednesday. Astonishingly, he is expected to be back in action in around three weeks.

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    Re: Matador's chances of fatherhood hurt by goring

    "the other involves the scrotal area and eviscerates both testicles."


    Ok, that hurts me just sitting here

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    Re: Matador's chances of fatherhood hurt by goring

    "Astonishingly, he is expected to be back in action in around three weeks."


    lol why?

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    Re: Matador's chances of fatherhood hurt by goring

    as a man, i feel sorry for the guy

    but as an a$$hole, the guy kills these bulls for a living, call it karma


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