Thread: Marrdro's tips for going fishing

Couldn't resist posting this, brought a much needed smile to my face - especially when I thought of a certain poster that this sounded like :laugh:


Four married blokes go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First bloke: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.'

Second bloke: 'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'

Third bloke: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth bloke has not said a word, they asked him. 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.What's the deal?'

Fourth bloke: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her backside and said:

'What's it to be...Fishing or Sex?'

and she said: 'Don't forget to wear your sun-block.'

Ahhhhh Anglo, you do know how to bring a smile to my face. Thanks my friend.

Good thing for me, Wildwoman loves to fish and I enjoy fishing with her more than anyone else in the world. My two brothers, my Dad and my mother follow closely behind her.

Funny story to go along with yours........

When I first started dating Wildwoman I brougth her up north to fish with my Mom and Dad on their pontoon boat. Had a great day on the lake, caught some damn nice fish and headed home.

Wildwoman proceeds to belly up to the fish cleaning table to start cleaning fish. My Mom looks at her like shes crazy and asks, what are you doing?

Wildwoman replied with, "Isn't it a family tradition that the women clean the fish"? My Mom quickly gave me one of her patented backhands for having Wildwoman clean all the fish for the past 2 years and educated my beautifull bride to be that the men cleanem, the women cookem.

Long story short, should have never brought her home cause I am still cleaning all the fish.

Marrdro wrote:

Ahhhhh Anglo, you do know how to bring a smile to my face. Thanks my friend.

Good thing for me, Wildwoman loves to fish and I enjoy fishing with her more than anyone else in the world. My two brothers, my Dad and my mother follow closely behind her.

Funny story to go along with yours........

When I first started dating Wildwoman I brougth her up north to fish with my Mom and Dad on their pontoon boat. Had a great day on the lake, caught some damn nice fish and headed home.

Wildwoman proceeds to belly up to the fish cleaning table to start cleaning fish. My Mom looks at her like shes crazy and asks, what are you doing?

Wildwoman replied with, "Isn't it a family tradition that the women clean the fish"? My Mom quickly gave me one of her patented backhands for having Wildwoman clean all the fish for the past 2 years and educated my beautifull bride to be that the men cleanem, the women cookem.

Long story short, should have never brought her home cause I am still cleaning all the fish.

The only difference between the joke and your life is that wildwoman chose choice C: go fishing with you so she doesn't have to have sex with you.

Prophet wrote:

Marrdro wrote:

Ahhhhh Anglo, you do know how to bring a smile to my face. Thanks my friend.

Good thing for me, Wildwoman loves to fish and I enjoy fishing with her more than anyone else in the world. My two brothers, my Dad and my mother follow closely behind her.

Funny story to go along with yours........

When I first started dating Wildwoman I brougth her up north to fish with my Mom and Dad on their pontoon boat. Had a great day on the lake, caught some damn nice fish and headed home.

Wildwoman proceeds to belly up to the fish cleaning table to start cleaning fish. My Mom looks at her like shes crazy and asks, what are you doing?

Wildwoman replied with, "Isn't it a family tradition that the women clean the fish"? My Mom quickly gave me one of her patented backhands for having Wildwoman clean all the fish for the past 2 years and educated my beautifull bride to be that the men cleanem, the women cookem.

Long story short, should have never brought her home cause I am still cleaning all the fish.

The only difference between the joke and your life is that wildwoman chose choice C: go fishing with you so she doesn't have to have sex with you.

LOL, well played my friend, well played indeed.