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Man used penis to assault female police officer
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8570398.stmQuote:
A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined.
Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.
Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined £600.
Did Big Ben leave the country and get a new alias :woohoo:
Nice.
We actually have an official word for that. "Swaffelen". Word of the year in 2008. It pretty much means that you slap your half-hard penis into a person/object.
Yeah, I know.
This new really warms my heart.
I can picture the lithuanian jumping 1 meter off the floor and hitting the female cop causing her a serious mushrom stamp in her very forehead
Interesting choice of weaponry. :huh:
Wonder if he got fined by the inch?
I tried this once before, got me 3 years probation... It hurt when they cuffed my penis with one of them Zip Ties..... :P
So he tried to mushroom stamp a cop. I commend the effort.
Sounds like he got off pretty light. Could easily see something like this resulting in a felony and being on certain watch dog lists for life.