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    Man Severs Penis to Prove Faithfulness

    OUCH!!! :shock

    KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) -- A man who apparently severed his penis in an attempt to convince his wife that he was faithful to her was recovering after surgery to reattach the organ at a northern Malaysian hospital, a news report said Tuesday.

    The 41-year-old man, who was not identified, got into an argument last Friday with his wife, who found a text message on his mobile phone from another woman. The man was heard by his son shouting that he wanted to prove he was not having an affair, the New Straits Times reported.

    The assertion was followed by loud screams and the man emerged from his room bleeding profusely, his 14-year-old son quoted as saying. His wife rushed him to hospital.

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    Re: Man Severs ***** to Prove Faithfulness

    Hmm. How does that prove he isn't having an affair? It just proves he is an idiot that is having an affair.

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    Re: Man Severs ***** to Prove Faithfulness

    ewww that is just messed up

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    Re: Man Severs ***** to Prove Faithfulness

    i thought the woman does that to the man, if she thinks hes cheating, what a crazy guy, OUCH.....theres no way itll work right ever again, i htink i read humans are one of the only mammels without bones in their *****, but wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Re: Man Severs ***** to Prove Faithfulness

    The last word in the article title SHOULD have read "DUMB BASS" instead of "Faithfulness"!
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    Re: Man Severs ***** to Prove Faithfulness

    UGH!!!

    That like that sick stuff from the movie "Hostel" How could you ruin your manhood like that?



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    Re: Man Severs ***** to Prove Faithfulness

    Me wonders if his wife "pickled" it.

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    Re: Man Severs ***** to Prove Faithfulness

    Wow,....I didn't know Malaysia had Packers fans! Thats crazy!!!
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    Re: Man Severs Penis to Prove Faithfulness

    :shock: Talk about getting cut-off from sex!

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    Re: Man Severs ***** to Prove Faithfulness

    "singersp" wrote:
    :shock: Talk about getting cut-off from sex!
    not really..If HE saved it..he could F himself..lmao, is it still considered sex if its by yourself? I know BBQ would have an answer for this.

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