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    Re: Man gets his "Willy" stuck in padlock

    "singersp" wrote:
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    wow how small does it have to be to fit in a padlock???
    Maybe Cajun knows
    ;D
    It would just slip off if his.
    ROTFL!!!

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    Re: Man gets his "Willy" stuck in padlock

    wow could you imagine that.... tryna put his willy in a girl wit a padlock...hey i wonder what will happen ig u punch him in the balls wit the padlock on there lol..can you say OOOUUCH!!!

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    Re: Man gets his "Willy" stuck in padlock

    willy....is that code for little buddy??

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    Re: Man gets his "Willy" stuck in padlock

    "NDVikingFan66" wrote:
    willy....is that code for little buddy??
    If you mean penis, then yes.

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    Re: Man gets his "Willy" stuck in padlock

    So maybe the padlock is unlocked first.
    Then you put it around the willy and force the lock closed, therefore pinching your dick in the small space between the top of the lock, and the bottom of the clasp.
    Skin would probably slide down each end though and get stuck in the locking mechanism.
    Explain that one to the misses.

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    Re: Man gets his "Willy" stuck in padlock

    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    So maybe the padlock is unlocked first.
    Then you put it around the willy and force the lock closed, therefore pinching your dick in the small space between the top of the lock, and the bottom of the clasp.
    Skin would probably slide down each end though and get stuck in the locking mechanism.
    Explain that one to the misses.

    Of course it is. How else would he get it stuck in there.

    I assumed that when I posted the article.

    If they did it to him while he was still soft, it would hurt like hell when he got a woodie.

    I wonder if it would work like a Dr. Richards Ring?

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    Re: Man gets his "Willy" stuck in padlock

    "tb04512" wrote:
    wow how small does it have to be to fit in a padlock???
    I guess that depends on the size of the padlock.......



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    Re: Man gets his "Willy" stuck in padlock

    "scottishvike" wrote:
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    wow how small does it have to be to fit in a padlock???
    I guess that depends on the size of the padlock.......


    LOL! That's what I was thinking...........




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    Re: Man gets his "Willy" stuck in padlock

    "jaymz7" wrote:
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    wow how small does it have to be to fit in a padlock???
    Maybe Cajun knows
    ;D
    That's a PPO Law...

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    Re: Man gets his "Willy" stuck in padlock

    I think I played that game one time its called being a dumbass haha

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