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    At last, consequences of taking a dive!

    http://deadspin.com/sports/soccer/this-week-in-soccer-at-last-consequences-for-taking-a-dive-229893.php

    Marco Borriello is a soccer player for Milan who recently failed a drug test following a match with Roma, but had a very interesting excuse in his defense. You've heard of accidentally testing positive for banned substances by eating a poppyseed muffin, or taking cough medicine? Well, take a look at the photo here of Borriello's girlfriend, Argentine model Belen Rodriguez, and use your imagination.

    (Borriello blamed) her for his negative result in the test due to a cream she used to cure a vaginal infection -- which he unwittingly "ingested" whilst paying attention to the aforementioned part of her rather delectable anatomy. Though I suppose it wasn't that delectable at the time, hence the cream.


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    Re: At last, consequences of taking a dive!

    Well, after letting the WORLD know about her embarrassing situation, he probably won't be ingesting her delectable part anytime soon!
    LOL
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: At last, consequences of taking a dive!

    Damn, does the man not have taste buds or what?

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    Re: At last, consequences of taking a dive!

    "Del" wrote:
    gol 'darnit, does the man not have taste buds or what?
    Would YOU tell HER that she tastes BAD...and miss out on the rest of her?
    NOT I!!!!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: At last, consequences of taking a dive!

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "Del" wrote:
    gol 'darnit, does the man not have taste buds or what?
    Would YOU tell HER that she tastes BAD...and miss out on the rest of her?
    NOT I!!!!
    Yep I sure would


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    Re: At last, consequences of taking a dive!



    [size=14pt]FEBREZE...Now in Steroid Free flavor![/size]
    I'd much rather see the Packers miss the playoffs because of their talent then because of their injuries.

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    Re: At last, consequences of taking a dive!

    WOW! I thought blaming B-12 shots and the guy with the locker next to you was bad....sheesh.

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    Re: At last, consequences of taking a dive!

    Ok, ok........I'll ask it.............

    What kind of infection?


    Personally, I don't think there is intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

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    Re: At last, consequences of taking a dive!

    Maybe he was just trying to kiss it better.

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    Re: At last, consequences of taking a dive!

    "Freya" wrote:
    Ok, ok........I'll ask it.............

    What kind of infection?
    You're a woman...you should know more about this stuff than us guys!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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