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    I was told a joke...

    By the looks of some of the threads of the past two days.. figured maybe a little humor is in order.... enjoy!

    The other weekend by my Daughter as we were picking up litter along the road on the property.

    Mind you she is six and I thought she nailed the punchline.

    We working away when she stops and says:

    "Dad I have a joke for you", "Where do one legged people work?"

    As I am saying "I don't know" and turning to look at her, I notice she is hopping on one leg..

    She quips; "IHOP"

    I laughed for 10 minutes at least, increased by the fact that then she had to ask, what is an "IHOP", it still was funny.

    Damn kids anyways..

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    Re: I was told a joke...

    Haha that is pretty good

    Sounds cute

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    Re: I was told a joke...

    lol that's pretty funny...especially for a clean joke
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    Re: I was told a joke...

    Good one, pack...what's the secret to a [size=2pt]timing[/size] good joke?
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    Re: I was told a joke...

    Funny stuff....now, if I told you that joke you would pull off your leg and beat me with it.
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    Re: I was told a joke...

    What do you call a woman with one leg?

    Ilene


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    Re: I was told a joke...

    Ha! That's awesome.
    Kids say the best stuff.
    My 2 1/2 year old yesterday farted.
    Then he proceeded to say, "Haha, I pooted; like Daddy!"

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    Re: I was told a joke...

    "pack93z" wrote:
    By the looks of some of the threads of the past two days.. figured maybe a little humor is in order.... enjoy!

    The other weekend by my Daughter as we were picking up litter along the road on the property.

    Mind you she is six and I thought she nailed the punchline.

    We working away when she stops and says:

    "Dad I have a joke for you", "Where do one legged people work?"

    As I am saying "I don't know" and turning to look at her, I notice she is hopping on one leg..

    She quips; "IHOP"

    I laughed for 10 minutes at least, increased by the fact that then she had to ask, what is an "IHOP", it still was funny.

    Damn kids anyways..
    LOL!
    Given your 1-legged-ness, that is especially hilarious.

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    Re: I was told a joke...

    "erik5032" wrote:
    What do you call a woman with one leg?

    Ilene

    I think I dated her in college.. lol.

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