I guess Shamwow is not good for picking up hookers

**Garland Greene** · 03-27-2009, 11:38 PM

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

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**Ranger** · 03-27-2009, 11:49 PM

"Garland" wrote:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

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That's what happens when you cross Billy Mays and try to challenge him on his own turf.
You get set up, and you get put down.

Mess with the beard, you get the horns.

**Krumb** · 03-28-2009, 12:21 AM

lol
^

Ron Popeil will sleep better tonight.

**BadlandsVikings** · 03-28-2009, 12:45 AM

I bet she didn't love his nuts

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**BadlandsVikings** · 03-28-2009, 12:49 AM

"Ranger" wrote:

"Garland" wrote:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

[img width=450 height=285]http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham1awm.jpg[/img]

That's what happens when you cross Billy Mays and try to challenge him on his own turf.
You get set up, and you get put down.

Mess with the beard, you get the horns.

[youtube=425,350]iWRGRZCvLmg&NR=1[/youtube]

**Marrdro** · 03-28-2009, 06:22 AM

What a excellent thread to start my morning off.
Thanks my friend.
By the way, isn't he the "Slam Chop" guy now?

**El Vikingo** · 03-28-2009, 06:44 AM

This new is fake,prostitutes donÂ´t kiss with tongue

**Marrdro** · 03-28-2009, 06:59 AM

"El" wrote:

This new is fake,prostitutes donÂ´t kiss with tongue

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??
Lost me my friend.

**El Vikingo** · 03-28-2009, 07:00 AM

"Marrdro" wrote:

"El" wrote:

This new is fake,prostitutes donÂ´t kiss with tongue

??

??
Lost me my friend.

Everyone knows that,at least here...

**i_bleed_purple** · 03-28-2009, 11:28 AM

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