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    Re: i blame myself for sunday..........

    i should have sent him a virus.

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    Re: i blame myself for sunday..........

    Could Zimtwister have been responsible for our two loses to the Bears or our poor season last year?
    ???

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    Re: i blame myself for sunday..........

    I would like to blame everybody for everything that they did wrong.

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    Re: i blame myself for sunday..........

    Hahaha what the???

    Beautiful thread you five knuckle shuffling stud you@

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    Re: i blame myself for sunday..........

    "DEVIKINGFAN!" wrote:
    Hey Zim this might help....
    http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.php?t=34876
    Crap, just reading this advice gave me a stiffy, especially:

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    8. Put wholesome thoughts into your mind at all times. Read good books -- Church books -- Scriptures -- Sermons of the Brethern [sic, Cistern too?]. Make a daily habit of reading at least one chapter of Scripture, preferably from one of the four Gospels in the New Testament, or the Book of Mormon. The four Gospels -- Matthew, Mark, Luke and John -- above anything else in the Bible can be helpful because of their uplifting qualities.

    We are taught that our bodies are temples of God, and are to be clean so that the Holy Ghost may dwell within us.

    The testes in your body are continually producing hundreds of millions of reproductive cells call _spermatozoa_. These are moved up a tube called the _vas deferens_ to a place called the _ampulla_ where they are mixed with fluids from two membranous pouches called _seminal vesicles_ and the _prostate gland_. The resultant fluid is calleeminal vesicles are full a signa to the _central nervous system_ indicating they are ready to benother, depending on such thingsexercise, state of health, etc. everal times a week, for others It is normal for the vesicles to be emptied occasionally at night durise the emptying come from the cetral nervous system. Often an erotic dream is experienced at the same time, and is a part of this normal process. nstead ourse, the reproductive system is operating at a more rapid pace, trying to keep up with the loss of semen. When he stops the habit, the body will continue to produce ahis increased rate, for an indefese are not harmful and are to be endured until the normal central nervous system pathway of rel During this period of control several things can be done to make the pr As one meets with his Priesthood Leader, a program for overcoming masturbation can be implemented using some of t Remember it is essential that a regur report program be agreed on, so progress can be recognized and failures understood and eliminated.


    10. A careful study will indicate you have had the problem at certain times and under certain conditions. Try and recall, in detail, what your particular times and conditions were.


    18. It is sometimes helpful to have a physical object to use in overcoming this problem. A Book of Mormon, firmly held in hand, even in bed at night has proven helpful in extreme cases.

    19. In very severe cases it may be necessary to tie a hand to the bed frame with a tie in order that the habit of masturbating in a semi-sleep condition can be broken. This can also be accomplished by wearing several layers of clothing which would be difficult to remove while half asleep.

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    Re: i blame myself for sunday..........

    "The" wrote:

    Crap, just reading this advice gave me a stiffy....

    Zim, is that you?

    ???

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    Re: i blame myself for sunday..........

    Everyone was quick to throw blame on different facets of the organization for our 6-10 record last year, whether they blamed Childress, BJ, T-Will, the OL, the play calling, etc.

    Yet we all overlooked the obvious reason which could have lead to some, if not all, of our 10 loses............


    "zimtwister" wrote:

    i blame myself for sunday..........
    because i spanked the monkey. twice. i have bad luck after doing that.


    first time---bears win

    second time---vikings lose



    my fault.

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