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    HMS Butt

    While taking a dump, I had this thought....

    1.
    My butt floats upon the water.
    2.
    Ships float upon the water.
    3.
    Englands ships float upon the water.
    4.
    English ships start with the monkier HMS.



    a.
    Should my monker also be HMS?
    And therefore, HMS Butt??

    Your comments are welcome





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    Re: HMS Butt

    Any thoughts contrived while taking a dump cannot be taken lightly.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: HMS Butt

    "slinkey" wrote:
    While taking a dump, I had this thought....

    1.
    My butt floats upon the water.
    2.
    Ships float upon the water.
    3.
    Englands ships float upon the water.
    4.
    English ships start with the monkier HMS.




    a.
    Should my monker also be HMS?
    And therefore, HMS Butt??

    Your comments are welcome




    Pirates used to ransack English ships...therefore BUTT pirates will ransack your butt!
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    Re: HMS Butt

    And should be included in the POO thread for historical purposes.
    ;D
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    Re: HMS Butt

    My butt does not touch the water when I'm on the toilet.

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    Re: HMS Butt

    "Mr" wrote:
    My butt does not touch the water when I'm on the toilet.
    Are you serious?

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    Re: HMS Butt

    "Mr" wrote:
    My butt does not touch the water when I'm on the toilet.

    You have never been splashed?

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    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "Mr" wrote:
    My butt does not touch the water when I'm on the toilet.

    You have never been splashed?
    I've been splashed obviously, but it doesn't "Float upon the water"

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    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "Mr" wrote:
    My butt does not touch the water when I'm on the toilet.

    You have never been splashed?
    I've been splashed obviously, but it doesn't "Float upon the water"

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