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    Re: help my Ass is stuck in a well!

    lol. what a great story.
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    Re: help my Ass is stuck in a well!



    Now thats what I call and Ass Hole.
    ;D ;D ;D

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    Re: help my Ass is stuck in a well!

    they started pulling away earth with a Bobcat tractor and dismantling the well block by block on Thursday.

    Once the west wall of the well had been taken apart, firefighters put a harness around the donkey and guided it out with a rope.
    ??? Why didn't they just start slowly filling the well with dirt until it was nearly full & let the ass just walk out?
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    Re: help my Ass is stuck in a well!

    "singersp" wrote:
    they started pulling away earth with a Bobcat tractor and dismantling the well block by block on Thursday.

    Once the west wall of the well had been taken apart, firefighters put a harness around the donkey and guided it out with a rope.
    ??? Why didn't they just start slowly filling the well with dirt until it was nearly full & let the ass just walk out?
    :-\
    It doesn't appear that the donkey could stand up in the well.
    If you look at the pic it is sitting down.
    If it couldn't stand and walk around filling the well with dirt would bury it.

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    Re: help my jiggly butt is stuck in a well!

    A-S-S in a Well

    Hey y'all I got somethin' real important to tell ya
    So just sit down and listen
    You all know we've been posting together such a long time (such a long time)
    And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
    (Wooow) You know it's the fall season and my mind is open wide
    Gonna tell you something so you know what's on my mind
    A story real special, it sounds like it comes from hell
    Take a look inside -- it's my A-S-S in a well
    Not gonna tell you to much at first
    Just so it doesn't sound much worse
    Not gonna tell you much detail
    Though the ending will make you wail
    Not gonna spoil the end of the story
    But I will tell you it in all its glory
    Wanna tell you the story from start to end
    It's something special, yeah...
    It's my A-S-S in a well, my A-S-S in a well, yeah
    It's my A-S-S in a well, my A-S-S in a well, yeah

    See I'm wise enough to know when a story needs tellin' (yeah)
    And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that I'm not foolin'
    To all the fellas out there with stories to tell
    It's easy to do just follow this well
    1: Start the story real slow
    2: Tell the story real slow
    3: End the story real slow
    And that's the way you do it
    It's my A-S-S in a well, my A-S-S in a well, yeah
    It's my A-S-S in a well, my A-S-S in a well, yeah
    Friday; A-S-S in a well
    Saturday; A-S-S in a well
    Sunday; A-S-S in a well
    Every single weekday; A-S-S in a well
    Over at the farmhouse; A-S-S in a well
    Mid day in the farmyard; A-S-S in a well
    At night, in the open field; A-S-S in a well (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
    A-S-S in a well...
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    Re: help my Ass is stuck in a well!

    "RK." wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    they started pulling away earth with a Bobcat tractor and dismantling the well block by block on Thursday.

    Once the west wall of the well had been taken apart, firefighters put a harness around the donkey and guided it out with a rope.
    ??? Why didn't they just start slowly filling the well with dirt until it was nearly full & let the ass just walk out?
    :-\
    It doesn't appear that the donkey could stand up in the well.
    If you look at the pic it is sitting down.
    If it couldn't stand and walk around filling the well with dirt would bury it.

    well then maybe they could of hauled ass to get him then. ;D

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    Re: help my jiggly butt is stuck in a well!

    It's my A-S-S in a well, wooooo, my A-S-S in a well, yeah...
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: help my Ass is stuck in a well!

    Can asses swim? Why didn't they just fill the well with water!? lol

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    Re: help my Ass is stuck in a well!

    "VKG4LFE" wrote:
    Can asses swim? Why didn't they just fill the well with water!? lol
    My ass can swim. Don't know about that one though. I think it would drown.

    I never heard of the donkey paddle.

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    Re: help my Ass is stuck in a well!

    Yeah, I guess they did the right thing to save it then.

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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