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    help my Ass is stuck in a well!

    http://www.startribune.com/462/story/1422649.html

    UNDERWOOD, Minn. — Firefighters in the western Minnesota town of Underwood weren't quite sure what to expect when they got the call: A donkey had fallen down an abandoned well and was trapped.
    Firefighters quickly realized that the donkey, that belonged to farmer Warren Gundberg who lived about a mile away, couldn't be pulled from the abandoned well on Bryan Nelson's land.

    So they started pulling away earth with a Bobcat tractor and dismantling the well block by block on Thursday.


    Once the west wall of the well had been taken apart, firefighters put a harness around the donkey and guided it out with a rope.


    "Whatever it takes,' Nelson said as he watched his well come down. "I love animals and I'm just glad it's OK.'


    Underwood Fire Chief Bruce Huseth said he's rescued cows that have fallen through the ice, but never a trapped donkey. It appeared the donkey wandered away from its farm and onto some boards covering the well, which broke, he said.





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    Re: help my Ass is stuck in a well!

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    Re: help my Ass is stuck in a well!

    At least he has a clean ass now.
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    Re: help my Ass is stuck in a well!

    I wonder if it the water would taste like ass if the well wasn't abandoned.

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    Re: help my jiggly butt is stuck in a well!

    What a stupid ass.
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    That's close to my old stomping grounds.
    Thats probably one of the biggest articles to come out of Underwood in a long time.

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    LMAO! Not much on PP.O today but this one caused me to laugh all the way thru the thread.
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    Re: help my jiggly butt is stuck in a well!

    I thought all of the asses were located in Wisconsin?
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    "cajunvike" wrote:
    I thought all of the asses were located in Wisconsin?
    No, there are plenty right here on pp.o.
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    Re: help my jiggly butt is stuck in a well!

    Not your average story. this kinda makes you scratch your head.
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