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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    "singersp" wrote:
    Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
    Dang singer...I didn't know you had ballooned up so much since I last saw you! :lol:
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    "singersp" wrote:
    Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

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    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    "LosAngelis" wrote:
    I was wondering if BBQ was still around.

    And I was wondering if his threads had become more sophisticated.

    Apparently, they have. ;-)
    Holy SHIT! Its LA!! Welcome back!!

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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    "BBQ" wrote:
    "Benet" wrote:
    You know why so many people hook up at nightclubs?

    Alcohol and dark rooms make ANYONE attractive.

    Personally, I don't like nightclubs.. They're aimless. I need something to attract my attention and hold it for a period of time (hence why I prefer to spend my time at the theatre, at a concert, or a game), but if you want to get laid, go to a nightclub and down a few vodka-redbulls or JD-and-Coke's and you'll be surprised a) how much more confident you get: b) how much more attractive the women around you are becoming and: c) how much more receptive they are to your charms.
    Nope.
    As tempting as that might sound, my family has a bad history of chemical dependency.
    If I even boozed hard for one night, I'd turn into one of those pitiful alcoholics, making my life even worse.
    (sighs)

    Back to the drawing board, I guess.
    I can take some comfort in the fact that I stand a better chance of getting laid than the Packers stand of winning more than 4 games this year.
    Does this mean your getting some?


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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    Did your luck change when you dissapeared for so long?
    No.

    "tgorsegner" wrote:
    "BBQ Platypus" wrote:
    I guess.
    I can take some comfort in the fact that I stand a better chance of getting laid than the Packers stand of winning more than 4 games this year.
    Does this mean your getting some?
    No.


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    "BBQ" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    Did your luck change when you dissapeared for so long?
    No.

    "tgorsegner" wrote:
    "BBQ Platypus" wrote:
    I guess.
    I can take some comfort in the fact that I stand a better chance of getting laid than the Packers stand of winning more than 4 games this year.
    Does this mean your getting some?
    No.
    A man of few words... sounds like a man on a mission.
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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    did you get any for your birthday?

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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    The Playpus, Poundapus.
    "There are 3 things that sell in America:
    Violence, sex, and drugs.
    The only way you are going to make this game more appealing to the public than it was before is if there are on field orgies at halftime and the domes become massive opium dens."

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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    Its ok BBQ. A lot of men and women have this problem. You just have to link these people together so they can both fulfil their needs. Just be sure not to get anyone pregnant because I do not want ugly people making babies.

    Now if you want a quick fix, I first need to ask a question. Do these women have to be awake and/or alive?
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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    Craigslist+$300=laid*. Or prison, in which you might get laid too.



    *so I've heard

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