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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    Well we broke up so i changed my avatar
    Rosie O'Donnell is a dude!

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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    Only BBQ would come up with this thread!

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    Geez anybody can get laid..............

    Try not to try so hard at getting laid.

    Next thing ya know, you are slapping roast beef curtains all the time!

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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    "6-KINGS" wrote:
    Geez anybody can get laid..............

    Try not to try so hard at getting laid.

    Next thing ya know, you are slapping roast beef curtains all the time!
    Oh, believe me. When it comes to me, women NEED extra some extra effort in convincing them.


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    "BBQ Platypus" wrote:
    "6-KINGS" wrote:
    Geez anybody can get laid..............

    Try not to try so hard at getting laid.

    Next thing ya know, you are slapping roast beef curtains all the time!
    Oh, believe me. When it comes to me, women NEED extra some extra effort in convincing them.
    Well you know how to spell effort?
    B O O Z E

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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    Try cash. Next to diamonds, they're a girls best friend.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    You know why so many people hook up at nightclubs?

    Alcohol and dark rooms make ANYONE attractive.

    Personally, I don't like nightclubs.. They're aimless. I need something to attract my attention and hold it for a period of time (hence why I prefer to spend my time at the theatre, at a concert, or a game), but if you want to get laid, go to a nightclub and down a few vodka-redbulls or JD-and-Coke's and you'll be surprised a) how much more confident you get: b) how much more attractive the women around you are becoming and: c) how much more receptive they are to your charms.

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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    I was wondering if BBQ was still around.

    And I was wondering if his threads had become more sophisticated.

    Apparently, they have. ;-)
    Have you ever seen a race of turtles, and they all go the wrong way instead of towards the finish line?

    Welcome to the NFC North.

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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    "LosAngelis" wrote:
    I was wondering if BBQ was still around.

    And I was wondering if his threads had become more sophisticated.

    Apparently, they have. ;-)
    Welcome back Los! Where have you been?

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    Anyone here a dork? :lol:


    Personally, I don't think there is intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

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