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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    unless youre so much of a dork the dork club wont except you.



    i have a few friends like that.
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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    Try marriage, that will cure you of that libido.
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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    "Gift" wrote:
    Try marriage, that will cure you of that libido.
    :lol: Amen to that. Married yourself?
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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    "BBQ Platypus" wrote:
    "Mr-holland" wrote:
    I ain't a dork, but can't get laid.
    Where to sign?
    Right on this line:

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    Signature of Involuntarily Celibate Man

    XXX
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    Well there ya go...
    Rosie O'Donnell is a dude!

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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    "shockzilla" wrote:
    "Gift" wrote:
    Try marriage, that will cure you of that libido.
    :lol: Amen to that. Married yourself?
    I second that.

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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    Dude count me in!

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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    "Vikez4Lyfe" wrote:
    Dude count me in!
    :shock: I'm not the only dork....?
    Rosie O'Donnell is a dude!

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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    "Mr-holland" wrote:
    "Vikez4Lyfe" wrote:
    Dude count me in!
    shock I'm not the only dork....?
    Do you want to borrow a seeing eye dog?

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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    "shockzilla" wrote:
    "Gift" wrote:
    Try marriage, that will cure you of that libido.
    :lol: Amen to that. Married yourself?
    aye, 6 years now
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    Re: Help! I'm a Dork Who Can't Get Laid!

    Check out Mr. Hollands avatar. That should make the desire go away for a month.

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