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    Happy Valentine's Day - Filipino style!

    http://www.businessportal24.com/en/Hipfox_Woman_Valentine_121429.html

    Dumaguete City, Philippines - published on hipfox.com - A woman who got mad that her boyfriend of 12 years hadn’t gotten her a valentine’s day gift flew into a rage yesterday and chopped off her left nipple after cutting off her boyfriend’s penis first.
    Her name is strangely similar to Lorena......

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    Re: Happy Valentine's Day - Filipino style!

    Better hope Singer doesn't read this, he'll be trading in his airline ticket like really quick...




    You hear storys like this all the time in the Philppines...Some of the women can really overeact..... :


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    Re: Happy Valentine's Day - Filipino style!

    "VikingNed" wrote:
    Better hope Singer doesn't read this, he'll be trading in his airline ticket like really quick...




    You hear storys like this all the time in the Philppines...Some of the women can really overeact..... :
    I'm reading it now...........

    I might have to re-think the trip & see how many bags of airline pretzels & nuts I can get in trade for the ticket.
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    Re: Happy Valentine's Day - Filipino style!

    Doctors did manage to stitch Reynato’s penis back and he says he is ready to forgive and forget and would take her back as soon as she is released from jail.

    WHY??????????

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    Re: Happy Valentine's Day - Filipino style!

    "WVV" wrote:
    Doctors did manage to stitch Reynato’s ***** back and he says he is ready to forgive and forget and would take her back as soon as she is released from jail.

    WHY??????????
    She makes really tasty french toast, I hear.

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    Re: Happy Valentine's Day - Filipino style!

    Balut and San Miguel will make the peace...
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    Re: Happy Valentine's Day - Filipino style!

    I can understand what she did to him (ok, no I can't) but why the he!! would she chop off her OWN nipple??

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    Re: Happy Valentine's Day - Filipino style!

    "VKG4LFE" wrote:
    I can understand what she did to him (ok, no I can't) but why the he!! would she chop off her OWN nipple??
    Bad knife fighting techniques...
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    Re: Happy Valentine's Day - Filipino style!

    LOL apparantly! That is just insane! lol

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    Re: Happy Valentine's Day - Filipino style!

    "Doctors did manage to stitch Reynato’s penis back and he says he is ready to forgive and forget and would take her back as soon as she is released from jail."

    YEAH...like he's gonna be able to get another woman NOW!
    Not only a CHEAP bastard, but with a mutilated willy!
    He has no choice but to beg her to come back!


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