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    GUTS & BALLS Which one do you have?

    We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
    know the difference between them?

    In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed
    below.

    GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
    assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
    you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" :adore:

    BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
    perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
    and having the balls to say: "You're next." ottytrain2:


    I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject

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    Re: GUTS & BALLS Which one do you have?

    lmao!

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    Re: GUTS & BALLS Which one do you have?

    is there a joke about having brains or mush for brains?

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    Re: GUTS & BALLS Which one do you have?

    LOL.........famous last words.


    Personally, I don't think there is intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

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    Re: GUTS & BALLS Which one do you have?

    "snowinapril" wrote:
    is there a joke about having brains or mush for brains?

    Not sure I will see what I can find.
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    Re: GUTS & BALLS Which one do you have?

    haha that is great. what about if you have both?
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    Re: GUTS & BALLS Which one do you have?

    "gregair13" wrote:
    haha that is great. what about if you have both?
    Not sure...
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    Re: GUTS & BALLS Which one do you have?

    AWESOME! A deep belly laugh for this one!!

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