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    Re: Goodbye, looooosers.

    "SharperImage" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    Got a new one this morning;

    From: Maxwell Rudo
    Johannsburg South Africa

    Dear Sir / Madam,

    I admit that this may come to you as a surprise, but I would
    advice that you consider it as a request from a family in dare
    need of assistance.

    I am Mr. Maxwell Rudo the son of late Mr. Gamu Rudo of Gowanda
    town in Zimbabwe; I got your contact information wile browsing
    through the internet in my search for a reliable and God-
    fearing person that can be of help to me in transferring the
    sum of Fifteen Million U.S Dollars ($15,000,000.00) only out of
    South Africa.

    My late father before his death, as a result of brutalization
    by the government of President Robert Mugabe because of his
    participation with white farmers, intended this amount for the
    purchase of new farm machineries and tools. His death was
    coordinate because of his firm approach against President
    Robert Mugabe's weird land use act, which forced lots of white
    farmers out of the country, killing many others, and leaving
    some helpless and imprisoned. My late father in coalition with
    his associates, who also suffered the similar brutalization,
    teamed up with the International community to condemn the
    barbaric land use act and they were assassinated differently
    along with my mother. After the death of my parents I fled to
    South Africa where I am Currently leaving as a refugee.

    Weeks after my fathers death in June 22nd.2004 (A day that is
    still

    fresh in my mind) our family lawyer told me that my
    late father had filed all document with him which stipulates
    his "WILL. In the "WILL" he specifically pointed and I quote!

    "My dear son, I wish to notify you with the sum of Fifteen
    Million U.S Dollar (U.S$15,000,000.00) which I deposited with a
    Security Company in Johannesburg, South Africa with all the
    documents filed by the family Attorney, Incase of my absence on
    earth caused by death only, you should seek for a reliable
    person overseas that can assist you to transfer the fund out of
    South Africa for investment purposes. I have saved this money
    for your future immediately the government started looking into
    my business and involvements with the white farmers. Please do
    not reveal any information concerning this "Will" to any of my
    family members to avoid threat of any kind. Take good care of
    yourself. I remain with you always, Gamu Rudo"

    From the above, you will understand that my future depends on
    this money; as such I will appreciate if you can assist me in
    transferring this fund out of South Africa for investment
    purposes in your country. For your assistance in this regard, I
    have decided to go into partnership with you, or otherwise give
    you some percentage of the money as my sign of appreciation for
    your help. Please I will like you to contact me with this email
    if this interests you.

    Hoping that you consider my situation and help me.

    May God Bless you,

    Regards,

    Maxwell Rudo
    This one brought a tear to my eye
    I just want to help out...where do I send the check?

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    Re: Goodbye, looooosers.

    LOL! Another one. This guy didn't even bother to cut & paste the text. He inserted a picture of a letter....

    [img width=450 height=574]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b21/singersp82759/letterfromsamuellongo.jpg[/img]

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    Re: Goodbye, looooosers.

    "NodakPaul" wrote:
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    "VikingMike" wrote:
    "PacNWVike" wrote:
    The most ingenious scam I ever received was this:



    Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home
    Dr. Bakare Tunde
    Astronautics Project Manager
    National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
    Plot 555
    Misau Street
    PMB 437
    Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA

    Dear Mr. Sir,

    REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
    I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

    In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

    Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

    Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

    Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.

    Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.

    Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde Astronautics Project Manager [email protected]

    http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/


    Poor Tunde...
    he's STILL floating around up there.
    gol 'darnit Russians!

    That one is definitely the best I've ever seen...very creative. I especially like the part about "when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979".
    The web link actually worked at the time.
    It opened into a very professional "NASA" style looking site but once you tried to navigate within the site you hit the junk.
    An FBI friend thought it was hilarious and uses this in his computer scam presentations.
    The best part is them claiming that he was stranded on the Salyut 8 space station.
    Ummm, there was no Salyut 8.
    It went up to Salyut 7, and then they launched Mir...
    It was secret.

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    Re: Goodbye, looooosers.

    "baumy300" wrote:
    It turns out that my ship has just come in. I don't need you guys anymore. I'll buy my own website, and even maybe a share of the Vikings.

    I never liked you guys anyways. Peace!



    "My" wrote:

    Dear friend,

    I am Mr. Patrick Chan the CREDIT OFFICER of the HANG SENG BANK.
    I have a obscured business suggestion for you. This involves a funds transfer Proposal of $24,500,000.00 (Twenty Four Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) unclaimed funds in my bank as the CREDIT OFFICER for you through an online bank which you would open with your details.I would require your assistance in transferring the above funds as a next of kin to these funds from my bank.

    I need to know if you will be able to handle this with me after which I
    would furnish you more details. Should you be interested please send this
    required details:

    1. Full names:
    2. Current residential address:
    3. Private phone number:

    Reply to:
    [email protected]

    Once the funds have been transferred from the online account to your personal bank account we shall share in the ratio of 60% for me, 40% for you.
    However I shall be waiting your response and assurance that you can be of
    partnership with me in making the project a reality.

    Finally after that I shall provide you with more details of this
    operation.

    Regards,
    Patrick Chan.
    Good riddance.
    We'll really miss you......Really, we will.....
    Enjoy your fortunes.

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    Re: Goodbye, looooosers.

    'Nigerian scam' busted

    Woman Gets Two Years for Aiding Nigerian Internet Check Scam (PC World)
    http://tech.yahoo.com/news/pcworld/147575

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    Re: Goodbye, looooosers.

    Here's a site that I would like to get involved with...but I don't have the time.

    Scam Baiting involves tricking internet scammers into believing you are a potential victim

    [size=13pt]Scam Baiter[/size]
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    Re: Goodbye, looooosers.

    urg i get these all the time.

    Dear Friend, Work From Your House And Earn 10% If you are interested in being a REPRESENTATIVE AGENT in the above location and your locality, Please fill out this form below: Hong Kong National Trading Company.Receiving Payment Account Form: Title : Ms Mr Mrs Dr: ....First Name: ..............Surname: .................Age: 20-55 ..............Relevant Experience: .....Your Company Name: .......Monthly Income: ..........Residential Address: .....State.....................Zip................ .......Country...................Phone Number:.............Fax Number:...............Email Address: ............ Mr.Liang Park.EMAIL: [email protected] RESPECTFULLY SUBMITTED,Mr.Liang Park.PRESIDENT-Hong Kong National Trading Company.Hong Kong.
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