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    baumy300 is offline Star Spokesman
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    Goodbye, looooosers.

    It turns out that my ship has just come in. I don't need you guys anymore. I'll buy my own website, and even maybe a share of the Vikings.

    I never liked you guys anyways. Peace!



    "My" wrote:

    Dear friend,

    I am Mr. Patrick Chan the CREDIT OFFICER of the HANG SENG BANK.
    I have a obscured business suggestion for you. This involves a funds transfer Proposal of $24,500,000.00 (Twenty Four Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) unclaimed funds in my bank as the CREDIT OFFICER for you through an online bank which you would open with your details.I would require your assistance in transferring the above funds as a next of kin to these funds from my bank.

    I need to know if you will be able to handle this with me after which I
    would furnish you more details. Should you be interested please send this
    required details:

    1. Full names:
    2. Current residential address:
    3. Private phone number:

    Reply to:
    [email protected]

    Once the funds have been transferred from the online account to your personal bank account we shall share in the ratio of 60% for me, 40% for you.
    However I shall be waiting your response and assurance that you can be of
    partnership with me in making the project a reality.

    Finally after that I shall provide you with more details of this
    operation.

    Regards,
    Patrick Chan.

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    Re: Goodbye, looooosers.

    "baumy300" wrote:
    It turns out that my ship has just come in. I don't need you guys anymore. I'll buy my own website, and even maybe a share of the Vikings.

    I never liked you guys anyways. Peace!



    "My" wrote:

    Dear friend,

    I am Mr. Patrick Chan the CREDIT OFFICER of the HANG SENG BANK.
    I have a obscured business suggestion for you. This involves a funds transfer Proposal of $24,500,000.00 (Twenty Four Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) unclaimed funds in my bank as the CREDIT OFFICER for you through an online bank which you would open with your details.I would require your assistance in transferring the above funds as a next of kin to these funds from my bank.

    I need to know if you will be able to handle this with me after which I
    would furnish you more details. Should you be interested please send this
    required details:

    1. Full names:
    2. Current residential address:
    3. Private phone number:

    Reply to:
    [email protected]

    Once the funds have been transferred from the online account to your personal bank account we shall share in the ratio of 60% for me, 40% for you.
    However I shall be waiting your response and assurance that you can be of
    partnership with me in making the project a reality.

    Finally after that I shall provide you with more details of this
    operation.

    Regards,
    Patrick Chan.
    Hey, good luck with that, let us know how that works out for ya.
    Oh, sorry, you don't need us...oh well, good luck with that.

    Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent
    ----------------------------------------------
    As a matter of fact, I do know

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    Re: Goodbye, looooosers.

    hey while your at it give them my bank acount number too , so we both can be rich.

    http://justlube.net/?page_id=44

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    Re: Goodbye, looooosers.

    "baumy300" wrote:
    It turns out that my ship has just come in. I don't need you guys anymore. I'll buy my own website, and even maybe a share of the Vikings.

    I never liked you guys anyways. Peace!



    "My" wrote:

    Dear friend,

    I am Mr. Patrick Chan the CREDIT OFFICER of the HANG SENG BANK.
    I have a obscured business suggestion for you. This involves a funds transfer Proposal of $24,500,000.00 (Twenty Four Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) unclaimed funds in my bank as the CREDIT OFFICER for you through an online bank which you would open with your details.I would require your assistance in transferring the above funds as a next of kin to these funds from my bank.

    I need to know if you will be able to handle this with me after which I
    would furnish you more details. Should you be interested please send this
    required details:

    1. Full names:
    2. Current residential address:
    3. Private phone number:

    Reply to:
    [email protected]

    Once the funds have been transferred from the online account to your personal bank account we shall share in the ratio of 60% for me, 40% for you.
    However I shall be waiting your response and assurance that you can be of
    partnership with me in making the project a reality.

    Finally after that I shall provide you with more details of this
    operation.

    Regards,
    Patrick Chan.
    who doesnt love spam scam emails?..last month i got a free trip to key west (obviously a time-share scam), and about 6 months ago, i won the lottery in london, england (someplace ive never gone, nor has anybody in my family)..these things get more and more outrageously funny by the day
    People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.

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    Odin VAVikefan is offline Pro-Bowler
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    Re: Goodbye, looooosers.

    This one's legit. You know this because it's from Hong Kong, not Nigeria.


    :P
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    Re: Goodbye, looooosers.

    Good luck with that Baumy.
    It really sounds like your big opportunity, your entrance to the winners circle.

    Thanks Josdin00 for the sig!

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    Re: Goodbye, looooosers.

    I did this once, now I live in a van down by the river.

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    Re: Goodbye, looooosers.

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    I did this once, now I live in a van down by the river.
    With his mom....and a caveman.

    Thanks Josdin00 for the sig!

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    Re: Goodbye, looooosers.

    The most ingenious scam I ever received was this:



    Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home
    Dr. Bakare Tunde
    Astronautics Project Manager
    National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
    Plot 555
    Misau Street
    PMB 437
    Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA

    Dear Mr. Sir,

    REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
    I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

    In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

    Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

    Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

    Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.

    Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.

    Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde Astronautics Project Manager [email protected]

    http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/


    Poor Tunde...
    he's STILL floating around up there.
    Damn Russians!
    "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
    Edmund Burke

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    Re: Goodbye, looooosers.

    Well, he did refer to you as "friend"


    I m like a Ja Rule poster, cause I'm off the wall.

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