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    Fucking Austria

    I don't have a link, this was e-mailed to me

    Have a good laugh.
    Locate the town on the map right below the words UPPER AUSTRIA…The newspaper article is even funnier than the sign!!




    [img width=450 height=298]http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h63/westvirginiavikings/ge.jpg[/img]


    Are the residents called Fuckers?



    What are the mothers called?



    What would you be learning at the Fucking High School ?


    Does the Fucking Hospital help you with anything else?

    If your friend came from another town, he wouldn't be your Fucking friend?

    What do you ask a pedestrian when you want to mail a letter, 'Excuse me, where's the Fucking Post Office?'


    And, perhaps, it's just like in America...you can never find the Fucking Police when you need them!



    NOW YOU CAN FORWARD THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS
    WHO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT FUCKING!

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    Re: Fucking Austria

    OH SICK IMA FORWARD THIS HILARIOUS OFFERING TO EVERYONE IN MY FUCKING ADDRESSBOOK

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    Re: Fucking Austria

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:

    What are the mothers called?

    If you look at it logically, the "mother fuckers" would obviously be called "dad".

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Fucking Austria

    "singersp" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:

    What are the mothers called?

    If you look at it logically, the "mother fuckers" would obviously be called "dad".
    Or poolboy,mailman,plumber,personal trainer etc

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    Re: Fucking Austria

    "UffDaVikes" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:

    What are the mothers called?

    If you look at it logically, the "mother fuckers" would obviously be called "dad".
    Or poolboy,mailman,plumber,personal trainer etc
    lol @ you sir

    btw i dont see any actual picture of a newspaper O.o maybe its just me


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    Re: Fucking Austria

    And there are 2 towns named Furth and 2 named Salling on that map.

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    Re: Fucking Austria

    This is from Wiki:

    History
    The village is known to have existed as "Fucking" since at least 1070 and is named after a man from the 6th century called Focko. "-ing" is an old Germanic suffix indicating the people of the root word to which it is attached; thus Fucking means "(place of) Focko’s people."[4] The village has a population of 93.

    Fucking's most famous feature is a traffic sign with its name on it, beside which tourists often stop to have their photograph taken. It is a commonly stolen street sign.[5] Significant public funds have been spent on replacing the stolen signs.[6]

    In 2004, mainly due to the stolen signs, a vote was held on changing the village's name, but the residents voted against doing so.[4] In August 2005, the road signs were replaced with theft-resistant signs welded to steel and secured in concrete to prevent further chances of the sign being stolen.[6]

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    Re: Fucking Austria




    found this picture with a second sign "Bitte-nicht so schnell!" German for "Please - not so fast!"

    so remember to slow down when you're in Fucking ;D

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    Re: Fucking Austria

    "Vikes_King" wrote:
    "UffDaVikes" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:

    What are the mothers called?

    If you look at it logically, the "mother fuckers" would obviously be called "dad".
    Or poolboy,mailman,plumber,personal trainer etc
    lol @ you sir

    btw i dont see any actual picture of a newspaper O.o maybe its just me
    nvm, its working now


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    Re: Fucking Austria

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    found this picture with a second sign "Bitte-nicht so schnell!" German for "Please - not so fast!"

    so remember to slow down when you're in Fucking ;D
    Even when she's screaming, "Faster, faster!"?

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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